A magazine that isn't pornographic enough to be top-shelf, but is still sold more or less with the single purpose of providing material for masturbation. Often contain women who believe themselves to be famous for something other than their breasts.
My girlfriend doesn't like me buying porn, so I just get the mid-shelf magazines and pretend it's for the gadget reviews.
Since Gemma Atkinson left Hollyoaks, her entire career has been posing for mid-shelf magazines.
Since Gemma Atkinson left Hollyoaks, her entire career has been posing for mid-shelf magazines.
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Get the Mid-shelf mug.literally translated from the welsh origin, sheffield united means shit pot and bramall lane was built by nazi communists in 1994 and of course, bramall means not as good as sheffield wednesday in german.
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The bottom part of a nice ass where the butt meets the leg. There is definetly a crease. People with elongated asses that blend into their thighs don't have one.
Guys checking out a girl with a nice tight ass: Dude check out the that girl's ass. Do you see the butt shelf?
by Karen/Owen May 21, 2006
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It has made a comeback though, and in some areas of Canada it has replaced the outdated term "scarf" nearly completely.
It has made a comeback though, and in some areas of Canada it has replaced the outdated term "scarf" nearly completely.
"Why must hipsters wear scerfs in the winter?"
"Hey! Pass me my scerf it is fraking winding outside today... brrr...."
"Hey! Pass me my scerf it is fraking winding outside today... brrr...."
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by Jacob Soltero January 11, 2012
Get the Top Shelf mug.In hockey, when a player fakes a forehand shot on goal, but instead of taking the shot, swings around the net, and takes a backhand shot on goal which enters the net in the top corner.
Etymology:
'muck', most likely derived from the sound of hockey skates on ice.
'peanut butter', a sticky, delicious substance, used in this instance due to it's ability to stick to roof of one's mouth and temporarily incapacitate an individual.
'top shelf', refers to the placement of the puck in the net, particularly the top corner.
Etymology:
'muck', most likely derived from the sound of hockey skates on ice.
'peanut butter', a sticky, delicious substance, used in this instance due to it's ability to stick to roof of one's mouth and temporarily incapacitate an individual.
'top shelf', refers to the placement of the puck in the net, particularly the top corner.
Commentator: "...he moves to take the shot, but wait, he's faked out the goaltender, he swings around, takes the shot with a backhand slap and... muck muck peanut butter top shelf, he scores!"
Crowd: /raucous applause/
Crowd: /raucous applause/
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