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No Shower No Shave Sundays

Exactly what it sounds like.

Don't shower or shave on Sundays. Take this day for yourself. Enjoy yourself without worrying about what other people think. Who cares if you smell bad and look unkempt, its about showing the world you don't care. (at least you don't care once a week)
Bob: "Dude, you smell terrible."

Joe: "Yea I didn't shower or shave today, its No Shower No Shave Sundays"

Bob: "Oh yea I forgot, then nevermind, you smell terrible, but you are SO cool for not showering and not shaving on Sundays. How can I be cool like you?"

Joe: "Step one: Don't shower on Sundays. Step two: Don't shave on Sundays"

Bob: "Sounds like a plan, homeskillet!"

Joe:"Step three: NEVER say homeskillet again."
by Bismark Fan April 15, 2008
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Shaver

Drinking copious amounts of alcohol at a time. Usually seen binge drinking and drunk at all hours of the day.
"You pulled a Shaver last night"

"Did you see that 26er she chugged? What a Shaver!!"
by ispy123 April 11, 2010
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I'd shave for him

Similar to "I'd tap that". Meaning if the subject wanted to have sex or give oral, you would shave your vaginal area in order for it to happen.
A: "see the guy over there?"
B: "the one in the red shirt?"
A: "yeah.. I'd shave for him"
by roboticllama May 11, 2014
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Shaned

To sacrifice someone in order to survive, most commonly done in a zombie apocolypse
on a run to get supplies, I shaned my buddy in order to get away from the zombies
by We Can SURVIVE March 30, 2012
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fit shased

to the point of total intoxication, you say everything backwards and slurr your words. almost like being shit faced but drunker!
"OMG Missy, i am so fucking fit shased, I think I may piss myself"
by Punkie December 6, 2006
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pear shaped

Quite often people's shapes, are compared to fruits, like pear, melon, or banana shaped.
The only shape that has no fruit connected to it is the hourglass shape.

Body parts like breasts can be compared to shapes too:
Melons (full and round), pear shaped (half full, most people have this), pointy (where the nipple sticks out), hangtits (hanging banana's), or flats (no tits)
Yeah, you have something there that men love! Just go for it, and have fun tonight!
by Fukaface! December 18, 2010
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Shave that shit

When a woman isnt well groomed and has to be told that it looks nasty down south.
by blah November 3, 2003
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