Shampooper

A obsessive compulsion to constantly flip upside-down shampoo bottles, to ensure they are right side-up. This causes confusion when the user realizes that the bottle was in fact designed to look upside-down, even though it is right side-up. Bringing the individual to think twice their every move, and increasing their level of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Kathy: Hey Sally, did you leave this bottle upside down?
Sally: No...
Kathy: No one else lives here Sally
Sally: Well maybe it's one of those...
Kathy: <interrupts> I'll kill you!1#1!!1@!!!!zomgwutdafuq!!@!111

That my friends is a Shampooper... Don't be a Shampooper.

by sovrac August 18, 2013

Shamood

in texas holdem when someone flops a set and someone else flops a higher set

"man i just flopped a set of sevens and this guy had a set of tens, you believe that?"

"ooo you got shamood"

by da mackdad November 4, 2009

Shamboosh

A word with two meanings either goodbye or fuck you.

Oh shamboosh!

by saxy-sisters February 20, 2010

shamboozle

To kick or knee in the balls for something before the person your doing it to has time to respond!

I wanted jack's MP3 player really bad, so i said,"hey jack i'll shamboozle you for your MP3". After I did he was really pissed off and in pain.

by max eisenberg March 2, 2005

Shamoo

When you suck water into your anus, then you push with force and spray it out into the surrounding area.

When he shamooed me it resembled a whale spraying muddy water out of his blowhole.

by Damidnightpoopa December 30, 2012

shamoo

A big dump. Or poop that makes the world shake.

The shamoo was stinky and huge!

by BigDogDogDig July 15, 2005

shampooed

Have you ever noticed, while bathing, that while it takes quite a bit of shampoo to lather your hair up the first go-round, if you try to lather it again a second time, it only take a drop?

Well, being shampooed means that you were drunk the night before and it takes you only one drink to get hammered again.

Dude, I just finished the first beer of the day, and I'm totally shampooed.

by katrinarobin June 16, 2011