Fan Service

A rather disturbing phenomenon that seems to originate in the Japanese and the Korean media primarily, where two people act intimate towards each other for the media. Mostly men of the same boy bands etc, fan service could include touching, holding hands or giving an impression to the fans that they is something more going on.

Fan 1: Did you see the Korean boy band DBSK's performance yesterday?
Fan 2: the Yunjae fan service was nice*blushes*
Fan 1: fanservice?
Fan 2: Didn't you see Yunho and Jaejoong holding hands?
Fan 1: yea...

by maraudersgal March 14, 2010

full service gas station

When a man sticks his penis into a womans vagina and urinates.

"I'll stick it in you and pee, it's a full service gas station BIOTCH!!!"

by AlaraphonAMD December 19, 2008

online dating service

A place where ugly/desperate men go to pick up women.

Sonny couldnt score in real life so he decided to try an online dating service after being turned down by women. Sadly he was rejected there too. Final resort after being dumped on myspace, caught busted lying about income, basically made a fool of to every woman and the last resort.

by BendOva October 21, 2007

apple customer service

quite possibly the worst customer service you can possibly run into. full of stink-ass arabians, indians, dumbshits and bimbos,

apple customer service:sir what is your name

me:brandon ****

apple:rick??

me:just help me with my problem

apple:what is it sir

me:this piece of overpriced shit is acting up and is erasing music by itself

apple:...

me:help me

apple:let me look it up

me:wtf? why you work at apple you should know about your own fucking product

apple:sir read off your ipod main menu

me:about,shuffle,repeat.playback.general.date&time...

apple:read off your iPOD menu

me:i just did you dipshit. fuck you go to college

by fuckapple123 June 26, 2010

Sunday Service

When a priest either services or is serviced by a young boy (preferably an altar boy) on the Sabbath. As the Sabbath is a holy day the priest will feel religious guilt for engaging in these activities so will attempt to assuage these unpleasant feelings by reciting the Lord’s Prayer until climax.

Altar Boy #1 – Is that Father Smith reciting the Lord’s Prayer in the vestry?

Altar Boy #2 – Yeah after a hard morning at work he’s getting his Sunday Service.

by JPo74400 June 23, 2011

Secret Service

A gentleman's social club of which the members make it their life goal to tantrically masturbate in public.

I stood still for a moment, taking in his suddenly heavy breathing, his movements and the wild look in his eyes. A member of the Secret Service had infiltrated my bathroom

by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003

dip service

The service of provide appetizers, snacks or drinks at the start of a social event.

I told her to provide the guests some dip service while they were waiting for me to arrive.

by smjgJsbjgsm December 8, 2018