When a guy self sucks his own penis and finishes inside of his mouth.
He got horny and decided to suck his own penis and mistakenly ejaculated in his own mouth giving him self a self serve Bro-yo.
by Oooo weeee April 3, 2018
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An hilariously awful movie from the early 2000s. Seriously how the fuck was this travesty the #1 movie in America? Truly shows you how shallow the human race is. Seriously don't ever watch this steaming piece of shit. If you do, you'll be praying to and begging the gods above to somehow get that tormentous hour and a half of your life back. If you go to a store that sells movies and you see it on the shelves, burn every single copy they have. If you see anyone watching it, do them a favor and put them out of their misery. DO. NOT. WATCH. THIS. MOVIE. EVER!
Going through a pile of movies and You Got Served appears.
Me: Oh no! It's You Got Served! Quick! We need to burn it before it reproduces!
I grab a blowtorch and the copy of You Got Served gets incinerated. That's one less DVD that will poison impressionable minds.
by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx April 9, 2021
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Your God is a psychopathic narcissist that you've literally been abused into worshipping. If you want to serve a psychopathic narcissist you know where to find me.
Hym "If that's what you consider 'Serving God' not only are you not actually doing that to me but you're offering conditional help to unconditionally affected people."
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a thing a dick says to you possibly pointing out if you did something it would benefit you and is saying this in a condescending manner

Student: Ugh this problem with 452/45 +69.3 X 46 +4x-31y is confusing me what about you?
Student 2: You would be well served to pay attention in class as what you said is completely abhorrent irresponsible and in terms of the question it is phenomenally easy of course if you reffered to the notes.
Student: Ugh this problem with 452/45 +69.3 X 46 +4x-31y is confusing me what about you?
Student 2: You would be well served to pay attention in class as what you said is completely abhorrent irresponsible and in terms of the question it is phenomenally easy of course if you referred to the notes.

Student: jesus who stuck the pull up your ass. these hands rated E for everyone so just chill
by n-nisan February 24, 2021
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your outfit or comment was absolutely stunning/met gala worthy
Stacy- "Fuck You"
Jared- "That's what your mom said"
Hillary- "You served"
by teasis45 October 16, 2022
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To place a fruit or vegetable (usually an Onion) in someones asshole. Either for sexual fetish or for the storage of food so it does not go bad.
Linda:Aw man the onion is going to rot :/
Joe:Bend over I will Serve the Onion
Linda:Yes please daddy
by Buckets of vagina slime April 17, 2017
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(noun) All the given sodas and energy drinks in a soft serve drink machine, combined.
by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021
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