Self importing

Making one's self seem much more important than you really are.

Jack is self importing himself to the boss.

by Wumpy December 16, 2011

Self Stalk

Repeatedly looking at your own online profile, pictures, and posts.

I am such a self stalker. I look at my own profile much more often than I look at any of my friends' profiles.

by Magicliterati March 10, 2012

self-control

something i don't have

guy: "hey you want this totally not drugged drink?"

me who doesn't have any self-control: "yeah why not."

by "totally-real-person" October 24, 2018

self conditioning

It is developing attitude by awareness and practice to teach self control in negative past habits that cause harm and taking up habits that are more positive and constructive. Effective conditioning brings about changes in your thoughts, feelings, beliefs and behaviors.

Bola practiced self conditioning to become an optimist.

by Flicka06 April 19, 2018

self masturbatory

This is how you describe someone who strokes their ego or virtue signals (to and around others)

Bob: why do people keep putting their names on urban dictionary?
Sally: its ridiculous. Its self masturbatory

by The Feelgoods December 13, 2020

self fertilize

when a man cums on himself or when a girl gets wet.

Dude i totally self fertilized when i was masturbating...got all over my stomach.

by penthausssss May 17, 2011

Self greened

When a Mario Kart 64 character is hit by one of their own green turtle shells. It usually happens by accident, and can sometimes change the outcome of a race or battle.

Player 1: How did I pass you?
Player 2: I self greened on the last lap.

by mip042 March 22, 2010