ham sacrifice

When a man in his early 20's marries a fat bag hag with an undesirable personality that benefits all the other men on earth by leaving one more hot women for the rest of us.

Look at that gross pig he is with; he made the "ham sacrifice" !

by iikii July 24, 2016

sand scribble

Arabic writing. Gets the name due to the geographical location of origin and its looks appearing as if they are scribbles.

ISIS Propaganda: ___/___./_-_./__/-._---____./.
Person: Sorry my sand scribble writing comprehension is not that great.

by SU-152 August 2, 2017

Mummy Sacrification

To kill an already dead person by wrapping them in toilet paper

My friend was part of a mummy sacrification because he deserved it.

by Roaxxane November 9, 2019

Slouching Shit Scribble

A person/person's who takes abnormally long having a bowel movement. Who maybe insulted for having a bent back.

"man, my legs are numb from taking a dump"
"dude, your such a slouching shit scribble"
"aww, thats mest up"

by Blue Eyed Virgins November 20, 2009

Early morning sacrifice

1.) The piece of food, or candy you eat in the morning after brushing your teeth. The purpose, for eating this "sacrifice" is, for it to take the "toothpaste" taste out of your mouth so that you can then eat something else worth your while, and not have a bad taste to it.

Birth of "Early morning sacrifice" - 1/27/12

Should I eat a granola bar, or have a starburst, for my early morning sacrifice?

That's nasty! Why do I keep forgetting to have an early morning sacrifice, before my cereal.

by TheRealPandaSwag February 22, 2012

Sacrilicious

Sacriligous and delicious

I was screwing the hot new altar boy last night and it was sacrilicious.

by Father Peter Pervert December 22, 2002

Sacrifice

When the person who is sacrificed is tied down and the strippers (there will be many) perform acts of satism.

Aye yo were gonna take our boy over to the club tonight and get him sacrificed.

by jcbitch1992 November 8, 2020