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schoffing

Schoffing is an infinitive verb usually associated with groups of men sitting together in a public area watching other people go about their daily business while their wives are shopping.
Abdul and Asad spent the entire afternoon schoffing, while drinking mint tea in front of the local cafe.
by Cruising through time April 14, 2017
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Scruffy Murphy

Tee-bagging a hairy attorney.
Man, I gave Dave a Scruffy Murphy, and he loved it.
by Anharris May 23, 2017
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scruffay

Someone with a large cock who sticks it inside other csgo pros. He is also so good at Counter Strike its inhuman.
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Scruffaluffakiss

An aquatic nomadic human who can consume 2x his bodyweight in crapes. Sleeps approximately 10-19 hours daily. The closest known relation is a Sloth. Discovered originally in 1994 there are relatively docile unless agitated. They may look snuggly and cuddly DO NOT disrupt a sleeping scruffaluffakiss.
Help!! That scruffaluffakiss is slowly coming towards my crape!
by Scruffaluffakiss Handler December 16, 2017
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Screff

A scruffy meff.
A mucky bugger.
An untidy so-n-so.
Dont be such a screff - get in the bath, ya tramp!
by Yamasascreff December 17, 2017
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Scruff

Hey have you heard of scruff?
Yeah, I heard he is the most baller dog of the century!
by CAPTAIN_DERP January 31, 2018
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scroofy

woah that guy is fit.
yeah he is scroofy
by thecoolestpersonever987 February 8, 2018
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