Scottish Landing

The act of taking a dump in a public or inconvenient place, particularly the middle of a street, as if claiming the land in the name of chaos and digestive urgency

“Bro, I had Taco Bell and no time. I had to make a Scottish Landing behind a parked Prius.”

by Tarantula23 July 28, 2025

Scottish

A group of people located north of England who speaks very oddly, it is also the home country(?) of Scrooge McDuck

Jettison that jalopy from my driveway this instant, you deadbeat!

Woah Lachlan, turn down the Scottish!

by LauritzHanson May 11, 2020

Scottish Crabflaps

A Ginger Lot Lizard

Josh-“aye 10-4 i’m about to stop off at the pilot and gas up”
Ted- “watch out for Scottish crabflaps while you’re there”

by The stiffy bandit May 7, 2025

Well he’s Scottish isn’t he

Something people usually say when someone’s being a stuck up little wanker usually someone Scottish / Scottish decent

“Why’s (insert name here )being a wanker”
“Well he’s Scottish isn’t he”
“Oh yeah fair enough”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Scottish butterfly

Scottish Butterfly - The act of soiling undergarments.

I was close to a "Scottish Butterfly".

by 23777 July 22, 2023

Scottish Cumshot

a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)

(nonsexual version) a single/double of scotch whisky with a a splash of double cream.

i would like to order a Scottish cumshot with extra cream.

by gothbboy August 9, 2024

Scottish cheese

Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.

Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.

Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.

by SeanCaern September 18, 2022