The act of taking a dump in a public or inconvenient place, particularly the middle of a street, as if claiming the land in the name of chaos and digestive urgency
by Tarantula23 July 28, 2025
Get the Scottish Landingmug. A group of people located north of England who speaks very oddly, it is also the home country(?) of Scrooge McDuck
Jettison that jalopy from my driveway this instant, you deadbeat!
Woah Lachlan, turn down the Scottish!
Woah Lachlan, turn down the Scottish!
by LauritzHanson May 11, 2020
Get the Scottishmug. Josh-“aye 10-4 i’m about to stop off at the pilot and gas up”
Ted- “watch out for Scottish crabflaps while you’re there”
Ted- “watch out for Scottish crabflaps while you’re there”
by The stiffy bandit May 7, 2025
Get the Scottish Crabflapsmug. Something people usually say when someone’s being a stuck up little wanker usually someone Scottish / Scottish decent
by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025
Get the Well he’s Scottish isn’t hemug. by 23777 July 22, 2023
Get the Scottish butterflymug. a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)
(nonsexual version) a single/double of scotch whisky with a a splash of double cream.
(nonsexual version) a single/double of scotch whisky with a a splash of double cream.
by gothbboy August 9, 2024
Get the Scottish Cumshotmug. Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.
Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.
Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
by SeanCaern September 18, 2022
Get the Scottish cheesemug.