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scottish wave

When someone pulls out their penis and flaps it side to side at people.
He gave us the old scottish wave as he left the bar.
by Romeo85 December 15, 2023
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Scottish Hammer

A Scottish Man with a Large Dogger
That Scot has been blessed with a Scottish Hammer
by TheDarkKnight1990 July 3, 2025
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Scottish promise

An ancient custom of serving guests an offering of food with a portion removed.

The custom served dual purposes. Symbolically, it was meant to indicate that nothing would be offered which was not equal to the servers own.
Practically, it allowed for a taste test to gauge the quality of the ingredients and preparation.
Our host explained that the pie was missing a piece to show that the house tested the pie to confirm it was good enough for you, which is the Scottish promise.
by Juan Moore Beer July 16, 2024
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scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.
My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.
by Sandolorian December 12, 2021
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scottish waffle

Simmler to the blue waffle but with more haggis.
Your could smell here Scottish waffle from 10 feet away.
by Trashmastet2k January 28, 2018
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When you have the magical ability to do multiple Scottish voices, ranging from Team Fortress 2 to Austin Powers to Shrek.
Jerry: What's up with Bob McLock?
Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.
by I am related to Chuck Norris August 19, 2022
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Scottish Biscuit

A Scottish Biscuit is when a Scottish man cums at his lassies touch while in public.
Omg, Stephen became a scottish biscuit yesterday, I almost puked.
by Onebizzeedude May 3, 2022
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