Angus: "Och hay. D'ya 'ave any Scottish Fudge ah cen borrow, Jim?"
Jim: "Ay, ah got an ounce in me sporan fer just an occasion."
Jim: "Ay, ah got an ounce in me sporan fer just an occasion."
by TheAtomicPunk November 23, 2013
Where you take a straw up a man's ass and blow on the straw while pulling on his weiner as if you were playing on the bag pipes.
by Frack It October 07, 2022
This refers to when a man raps his dick in a kilt and proceeds to ram it into a pussy. It is considered one of the oldest and least effective forms of contraceptive used in old Scotland. It was believed that the fabric of the kilt would absorb all semen released from the jizzuming dick, but in reality, it was just way too much to shove into a vagina, and it often led to a bit of rug burn on the penis. It was just a generally bad time for all parties involved. This method was abandoned upon the invention of the sheep's stomach condom, but in some small circles, the strange fetish continues.
by TheThrustinScottsman January 18, 2016
a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)
(nonsexual version) a single/double of scotch whisky with a a splash of double cream.
(nonsexual version) a single/double of scotch whisky with a a splash of double cream.
by gothbboy August 09, 2024
a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)
by authenticgoth August 09, 2024
When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.
Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"
by Cave29 January 24, 2022
When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.
by Dr. Pepper Bottle December 24, 2017