chicken scratch

illegible handwriting, messy handwriting

You expect me to read this chicken scratch?

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008

scratch my balls

To express surprise and delight at an unexpected happening. (An alternate usage is a long-winded of telling somebody to fuck off.)

Doug: Man I got a blow job from that really hot chick.
Fred: Wow! Scratch my balls!

Alternate usage
Doug: Hey Fred, buy the next round of beers mate.
Fred: Scratch my balls!

by Baba Sarah July 9, 2007

Scratch

The term "scratch" is often heard around a game of pocket billiards (or pool) to represent a foul in which:

1. The cue ball is pocketed
2. The cue ball is popped off-table
3. The cue ball (or object ball) fails to touch a rail after contacting another ball

It was almost the perfect break -- he sank the 8 on the snap, but still lost due to the pocket scratch.

by Giskard July 2, 2004

chicken scratch

Searching on hands and knees for crack or cocaine

Dude, look at Becky over there chicken scratching.

by Cailin December 28, 2005

Sclutch

The tight crease of skin where a man's nut sack meets the inner aspect of his right or left thigh. It is an area of the body that frequently itches and requires vigorous scratching, inside or outside of one's pants.

While waiting in line to see the opera, your wife whispers:

"Honey, for God's sake get your hand off your crotch. Here comes Mrs. Tatterhorn."

"I can't help it: my sclutch itches like there's no tomorrow."

by biggusmeatus August 26, 2013

Scratching your knee

Euphemism relating to masturbation. Generally used when caught red handed and in desperate need of an excuse to avert suspicion.

Did you get caught in your hotel room scratching your knee again?

by Fray3k May 14, 2014

Scratch Cat Fever

An uncontrollable urge to make games, art, stories, and other such nonsense on Scratch, MIT's very basic online programming community.

He stays up all night working on making math games on Scratch. I think he's got Scratch Cat Fever.

by fredautonom February 21, 2015