Sandy Rose

Excrement adhering to the hairs around a badly wiped bottom. See also dangleberries n. or Winnits;

Oh dear, I seem to be suffering from a stubborn case of 'Sandy Rose'.

by Grand Ayatolla Systani May 18, 2006

loose sandy hairy vagina

a individual the acts like a ginormous pussy.
a very crabby person.
a fag.
a extremely fucked vagina on the beach that needs a hedge trimmer.

cody is such a loose sandy hairy vagina.
cassy is so nasty she had a big loose sandy hairy vagina

by cowboy spanker September 8, 2011

handle your scandal

When someone is very high/drunk and they are being obvious about it, you tell them to "handle your scandal" as a way of telling them that they are attracting too much attention.

Guy 1: whhoooooaaaa man im SOOOO high!
Guy 2: Bro handle your scandal there is a cop right there!

by mcellis September 7, 2011

Scandie

An abbreivation of 'Scandinavian' so any person (male or female) who is an inhabitant of Finland, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, or someone of Scandinavian blood.

Jukka-Pekka: "Hi"
Georgia: "Hi, where are you from?"
Jukka-Pekka: "Finland"
Georgia: "Yay, a Scandie! :) "

by Georgia March 26, 2005

Hayley Williams Scandal

I'M IN THE BUSINESS OF NUDITY, GONNA GO TAKE OFF MY TOP
I THINK WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY #hayleywilliamsboobs #neverlethisgo
'got hacked' clearly means 'accidently sexting the world instead of my bf'

Comments to Paramore front woman Hayley Williams when she posted her topless photo on Twitter. or when a mofo got her hacked.

GUY1: I'm loling at the lead singer of Paramore posting her topless pic on her twitter.

GUY2: Hayley Williams Scandal alright. I bet tegan and sara are even more excited for the tour now!

GUY1: don't know why everyone's so surprised. Don't you know what they say about good little christian girls? and straight edges ?

GUY2: whatever i like boobs, you like boobs, we all have boobs. and she can really sing man, i like her band. rockstar's are hot. she cud really use a wish right now

by porNOOO May 28, 2010

Sandy Bridge

An occurrence when one goes to the beach and retains an abnormal amount of sand in the gooch area, usually causing pain or irritation.

I went surfing for five hours the other day and was rocking a sandy bridge all the way home" or "Just banged that chick on the beach, and now I've got a gnarly sandy bridge going on.

by fotchy March 4, 2011

Sandy Utah

A small town near Salt Lake City, with not a damn thing to do. Execpt snowboard.

dude, I was stuck in sandy utah all winter! I dont even snowboard.

Man, that must've sucked

by Bored127155 March 19, 2011