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socks & sandals

The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.

Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.

Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.

*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.
Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!

Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?

Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!
by WelshDan March 23, 2017
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scandinavian sleigh ride

the event which occurs when one is dancing with a fat girl and proceeds to jam his finger into the anus of the large lady and hook her with his finger, resulting in a wild ride through the club/wedding reception/nursing home as the woman runs away in terror with the man in tow.
This term originates from when Scandinavian sailors would harpoon a whale and the beast would drag their boat many miles over the seas until it tired or got loose.
Since Jeremy got stuck with a fat girl while providing wingman coverage for his buddy, he decided to have her take him on a Scandinavian sleigh ride.
by Benjamin and the jets October 4, 2007
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Scandalous

a trickery person, always trying to trick somebody!
Sister: Eh Bro smoke me out

Bro: I only have one bowl for myself

Sister: oh ok (closes the door)

Bro: what were you doing in there?

Sister: Smoking!

Bro: wait a minute...you were trying to smoke my weed but you have your OWN weed?

Sister: Yezzir

Bro: you are so scandalous!
by Patté August 3, 2007
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Scandanavian Breathalizer

The act of letting a big turd get hard (preferably by freezing), placing it in your pants, then gettin a drunk woman to go down on you to suck your "dick" but getting a mouth full of shit instead.
Mike: Yo Ryan, did that bitch suck your dick last night at the party?

Ryan: she tried to, but i gave her a Scandanavian Breathalizer

Mike: SWEET MAN!
by RYAN F FIZZLE December 21, 2008
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Scandinavia

A section of Northern European where most Nordic people come from. Homeland of the Vikings, it is comprised of Denmark, Norway, Sweden, and Finland.
I imagine that Scandinavia makes the best swedish fish.
by buckey August 17, 2003
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Scandanavian War Donkey

A donkey of mass destruction. The most fearsome animal in the world, next to the liger. It has body armor and rocket launchers straped to it. Dont fuck with this donkey holmes.
Kid:Mommy I want a Scandanavian War Donkey for my birthday.
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH
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Scandinavian Hotpocket

the sexual act of pooping into a vagina.
"Dude i was so drunk last night that i gave that girl ive been trying to talk to a 'Scandinavian Hotpocket', do you think she'll forgive me ?"
by Brett Bliss April 14, 2010
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