swaggle

to masterbate, jerk off, or oterwise beat your meat while your parents, or someone else you don't want to discover what you're doing, is home (i.e...... girlfriend)

Dude I swaggled while my mom was fixing chicken in the kitchen...... right next to my room!!!!!!! i had porn and chickin fixin' sound at the same time, and it was HOT!!!!

by curlybopeep October 2, 2004

scraggle

adj: In video game terminology or 1337 speak, pertaining to tower defense, a scraggle, also known as a scraggler, is any unit that leaks through either your or an opponents lane.

This can also be used in a derogatory manner to say that a person is slow.

n: An infection of the genital area causing itching or swelling, similar to herpes

"It looks like the left side has a few scragglers coming through. What a bunch of fucking noobs"

"That bitch gave me the scraggles man..."

"Quit scraggling you fucking scraggler"

by dUbTroLL November 16, 2011

penis swaggler

An inexperienced person who is giving fellatio to genitalia.

Did you hear about Kim? Apparently she’s a Penis Swaggler.

by Kennel Dogwood June 19, 2020

snaggle

while playing beer pong it is the first cup on the top of the pyramid that has not been hit and is separated far from all the other cups.

"you better hit that snaggle, ill hit the next cup and we'll bring it back"

by laurendmitt October 30, 2008

Snaggle

When a vagina's labia minora (inner labia) are long and dangly. This causes the labia minora to pertrude past the labia majora (outer labia). In extreme cases it causes vagina to look unappetizing.

"I would have called her back after the date, but her snaggle was a total turn off."

by Mrs. Fahrenheit June 2, 2009

Swagglehorned

To be raped metaphorically with a thrusting motion and no lubrication. Disappointed.

I was suppose to go on the boat but it rained all day, I was swagglehorned by mother nature, and it hurt.

by mynoduesp1234 June 24, 2009

Snaggleberry

Unfortionatly I thought of this too late, but, dictionaries have second deffinitions so maybe this can be a secondary way to use "snaggleberry."

Snaggleberry:Homeless scavenger. The kind of person you see walking down the street with a shopping cart, three coats, and bags tied with rope and then tied to his arm. They sleep in boxes or with newspapers behind grocery stores and occasionally fall asleep in the store during winter. Snaggleberries are usually insane. They speak in riddles or circles but usually mumble about....something, never are thier cloths new or in any way matching. Approach with caution and if possible, an open mind.

My manager and I were closing the store when we saw a bum walk in. He roamed around for awhile, fell asleep on a pallet of wood pellets, and eventually bought a bananna.This is a snaggleberry.

See someone dumpster diving? Snaggleberry.
Picking up cans from a ditch? Snaggleberry.

by GreenGumbyGO January 13, 2011