Shimptastic

Above and beyond fantastic.

I just had a shimptastic time!

by shimp1 October 20, 2011

Simp season

Simp season is the time between November and February when thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and Valentine’s Day go back to back and you want to be in a relationship the most .

Its simp season bro I can’t get caught out here simpig I’m just trying to get drafted

by Lil milf hunter November 23, 2019

Simp McDowell

A simp who does whatever it takes to please a girl he’s not dating.

Charlie, you’re acting like simp mcdowell for spending $30 on a girl you aren’t dating!

by Robocoder35 February 17, 2020

Simp-pastel

Pastel, pastel is a big simp. Periodt
Pastel-simp is a friend in our group that thinks fictional women are more important then real life women.

Pastel-simp likes to simp with fictional women and YouTuber men.
Simp-pastel is a very rare kind

by Sweettesttrash March 28, 2020

Simpathy

When a simp feels sorry for a woman he is showing her simpathy

Simps usually show a woman simpathy

by SaltedPeanutsInACan June 24, 2020

simp bender

one who attracts too many simps to the point where its scary

"where'd you get all that stuff?"
"im a simp bender"

by saouki July 6, 2020

simp

a person who voluntarily provide money and chat messages through online methods to beautiful girls in hope of getting the fruit but profusely disagreeing with other people confronting him of his action and would non-hesitantly ban people that bad mouth the girl.

ew is this a simp? God would have make another bang if he sees this.

by dan132 August 9, 2020