saturn

Best american compact car

Damn, why didnt i get that instead of my weak ass import?

by cash money July 25, 2003

saturated fat

McDonalds, Burger King, KFC etc.

Kid: Hey mum look at that fat kid! Mum: LOL!

by Adrian Harding November 2, 2004

saturn

Trick done with vaping where one blows a smoke ring then fires a bubble through the middle

Check out this saturn

by Britslangman March 3, 2014

Shitfaced Saturday

A day, any Saturday of any week, on which many college students wake up hungover (or still drunk) from the previous Fucked-up Friday, and begin to drink earlier in the day and continue all day and night. Sometimes, the drinking starts immediately after waking up.

-"Are you guys drinking beer at 9:15am!!??"
-"Haha, hell yeah, it's Shitfaced Saturday! We'll drink all day"

by MunchieMay March 26, 2009

Saturday afternoon movie

A movie that you stumble upon while surfing through the channels on a rainy Saturday afternoon and watch because you have nothing else better to do. Typically a decent flick, but you wouldn't go out of your way to see it; rather, you are solely watching it out of convenience. Often shown on cable networks such as TNT, FX, and USA.

Examples include: The Rock, Con Air, Tremors, Die Hard's 1-4, any other movie by Michael Bay or Roland Emmerich, etc...

"Dude, Con Air and The Rock are possible the two best Saturday afternoon movies of all time."

"The 1990's saw the production of many awesome Saturday afternoon movies."

by shoelace April 23, 2012

Super-Saturday-Sex

Super Saturday Sex when due to personal circumstances either to do with work or commitments you can only have sex on a saturday, but because it is only on a saturday is is SUPER

'Lets see if we can meet up this week for Super-Saturday-Sex as we haven't done it since last saturday'

by Shazza69 January 11, 2009

Church of Saturday Saints and Sunday Sinners

Catholic. You go to church on Saturday night, get your church on. Then Sunday start your new week of debauchery and sinful living. Spoof on The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.

Michelle to her co-worker: "I'd like to invite you to church this Sunday."

Betty: "Thank You, what church do you go to?"

Michelle: "It's the Church of Latter-Day Saints."

Betty: "Oh, I used to go to the Church of Saturday Saints and Sunday sinners! We had bingo, spaghetti suppers with a beer garden, wine with Communion. You go to church Saturday night, look all churchy, then the next day go back to being you! Come next Saturday, get reset to zero again."

Michelle: "Oh, never mind then..."

by Turkey Trot March 31, 2011