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salad eater 

A person lacking in testoserone. A "new" man, a liberal. An effeminate man.
Pilates? That's a gym for salad eaters.
salad eater by Delusional October 14, 2003

Salad-dodger 

That salad-dodger is eating another KFC
Salad-dodger by Rik Waller March 7, 2003

Salad Bowling 

To stick ones thumb up the anus/colon of a small person (midget) and hurl across the room like a bowling ball.
Dorothy said to Toto, "do you fancy a game of Salad Bowling with these Munchkin's?"

Toto: Woof!
Salad Bowling by VampireGUK February 25, 2008

Salad Patch 

When a guy puts a cut up carrot, a sliced tomato and a head of lettuce inside of a girl's vagina and tops it with his own special sauce, then enjoys a tasty snack.
I hear you can get a good salad patch at West Potomac High School

Salad ass 

When someone is being a complete dumbass and have no other way of describing their stupidity
Shut the fuck up you salad ass
Salad ass by God_memess May 16, 2018

Salad fingers 

A man with incredibly long, skinny, disgusting fingers.
"Dang, Glenn is really such a salad fingers."
"Dude, you let him touch you? Gross!"
Salad fingers by picklegorl September 8, 2018