crab salad

Chowing the pootang of a dirty slut with crabs. Lice in the snatch. Crotch critter cafe. Eating at Smells diner. Varment in the cock compartment.

The unsuspecting cunilinguist tossed the whore's crab salad and thought the pests in his teeth was crushed pepper from dinner.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

conch salad

Slang word for homosexual. The name was derived from the abundance and popularity of Conch in Key West. Also: sissy, effeminate male.

"you fuckin' conch salad ass bitch."

by Mattinho August 1, 2006

salad

your hair or hair-do

"nice salad buddy"

by darrenzo February 14, 2003

salad dodger

an over weight person

by jason brown December 9, 2002

Taco Salad

While munching on a girls snatch (taco), you slip your tounge down to her asshole and toss her salad at random intervals.

"I decided to give my girl a surprise last night while i was eating her out.. I slipped my tounge down into her bum and gave her a taco salad.."

by _pX_ June 25, 2004

tossing salad

the act of placing your tongue in a male or females ass, and probing all around the circumferance of the asshole, while aiding the person in masturbation

I was going to toss Sporty's salad but as I went down he had a dingleberry, so I stopped.

by C man January 19, 2003

Word Salad

An almost incoherent sentence produced by typing too fast and not proof-reading. Usually the result of IT professionals who are busier fixing a problem than worrying about email. (Often believed to be caused by a stroke or alcohol)

Zur: Can I get a T90AIMS and T90ESP database created.
DBA: We already created T90AIMS.
Zur: * So we still are still sort a T90ESP db
DBA: Dude, are you OK?
Hays: He's just drunk
Zur: Word salad. Typing too fast for brain.
Rat: I thought you were having a stroke.

by tinky2jed December 18, 2008