Symphony of Win

The exact opposite of Crescendo of Suck. When WIN just doesn't express the awesomeness of something.

Meeting a girl in a club who not only buys her own drinks, but is willing to go home with you.

Finding a 50 tucked in your couch cushions when you are down to your last 75 cents.

Finding out you are NOT the father.

All those and more fit SYMPHONY OF WIN

by madworldradio October 15, 2009

sympathy flush

When one flushes at any point during (midway through) "number two" as an attempt to reduce/diminish the overall smell.

One could request a "sympathy flush" from the individual in the adjoining stall of a restroom, should one experience an unpleasant odour. "Ummm...I think that merits/merited a sympathy flush. Dude - did you have mexican for lunch?"

by Kooky23 October 19, 2009

Sympathy Slice

slice of pizza given to someone who has not pitched in to buy the pizza.

Hey can i have a slice?" "Do you have a dollar?" "No" "im sorry my friend but i dont give a sympathy slice

by FTDan June 10, 2010

Sympathy Tip

Much like a "pitty f*ck", a male will offer a friend who has trouble getting sex the tip of his penis for gratification. He only does this because he feels bad for his friend, and he only offers the tip, and not the entire shaft, because it means less when it's just the tip.

Venus was hard off for some booty, and I couldn't help but to offer her some Sympathy Tip.

by Turin1 May 12, 2011

sympathompliment

A sympathetic compliment.

Guy 1: Dude, I reckon you should go and cheer her up.
Guy 2: Yeah, I guess I'll go pay her a sympathompliment.

by Sneebyl October 11, 2011

Symbolsext

Texting someone sexual images through symbols such as / , P , () etc
Using images in text to show sexual positions P ()

I totally symbolsext my girlfriend last night

by rainbow4 September 8, 2013

sympathy like

A " like" on a friend's facebook post that's getting no play from anyone else

I gave Karen's post about how funny her kids are a sympathy like

by bmilligan05 February 20, 2015