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Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible
Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?
by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022
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Swan Dive

After taking a shit in a public facility, you take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water to soaken the toilet paper. Then you proceed the wipe your ass. This takes place of any handy wipes you have at home
Man, I had tacos for dinner last night, which led to me having to swan dive in the bathroom at work.
by DannyMc810204 August 14, 2016
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Swan

Swan is an amazing teenage boy who loves to play basketball and football, but loves someone else even more. If he finds someone attractive, he will like her always and forever. But break his heart, and he will become a different beast. Swan funny, and will always make you laugh unintentionally.
by 39kGoldn March 18, 2024
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Silver Swan

The epitome of knowledge and finess, capabale of dropping logs off and going
DC: Wait whats that floating in the River Itchen
AE Thats defo either a contrete slab or a Second world war era sea mine
MH: shut up andi you wad of cheese
ZS: Nah thats a log from the silver swan you can tell by lack of paper
by DEICER March 27, 2023
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Swan Dive

A great song that maximas cast hates because he has no taste in music
Swan dive is a great song
by Colt1911dude March 18, 2019
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Strangle a swan

Yo masturbate, jerk off, or choke the chicken. But in a way where it is less dirty and more about that special alone time....
Last night I saw this great video on pornhub and then proceeded to Strangle a swan
by EffectiveElm413 May 22, 2018
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bot swan

The output of the removal of "a", decapitalazation of "B", and separation of "bot", and "swan" in "Botswana"
"Why don't we revolt against the government and make bot swans?"
"That's a terrible idea."
by XXaannaallaanniiaanothehe March 14, 2024
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