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swan

(Noun) The definition used to describe a person of great wealth, intelligence and class.
Look at Daniel, what a swan! He just bought her a Louis Vuitton handbag full of Gucci bracelets.
by Professor Andrew May 8, 2017
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romantic swan dance

The 'romantic swan dance' is an act performed by two modern metro-sexual males who would happen to live together, usually in an apartment in an upmarket area, such as Leamington Spa in Warwickshire, UK.

The 'romantic swan dance' usually takes place in an area where there is much space available in which to dance, such as the living room. It commences when a song similar in nature to 'Happy' by Pharrell Williams is heard.

The two males begin the dance by prancing around in a similar fashion to Morris dancers, with much clapping and knee slapping taking place before decending into some freaky-freestyle movements.

It only ends when both males are dripping wet with sweat and completely exhausted.
"Jesus is this romantic swan dance still going on?"
by 'THE SHADOW' June 10, 2016
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Black Swan

When a girl gets come onto by someone she thought was a friend. Caught in unawareness, they are like a deer in the headlights against this onslaught of surprise homesexuality
The other day I was hanging out with Katie and she black swanned me. I don't think we should be alone anymore.
by bronson1810 June 4, 2016
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Swan Dive

After taking a shit in a public facility, you take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water to soaken the toilet paper. Then you proceed the wipe your ass. This takes place of any handy wipes you have at home
Man, I had tacos for dinner last night, which led to me having to swan dive in the bathroom at work.
by DannyMc810204 August 14, 2016
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Swan

A hater.
Someone who hates on others.

Anyone who is more worried about other persons actions than their own.
A man or woman who stares at you while judging you.
"What are you looking at swan?" Adam Sandler in Billy Madison.
by Lee Lee B January 20, 2018
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restraining the swan

Masturbating whilst black out drunk under your friends new fuzzy blanket
Matt got Black out Drunk and was caught restraining the swan after having a few too many bottles...Vanessa was not happy in the morning.
by jfire the willy wanker January 10, 2017
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Swan dive off the sundeck

A phrase used to express extreme disapproval with a certain scenario/situation
“If I lose this hand of poker, I swear I’m gonna swan dive off the sundeck”
I can’t believe I went all in on pocket two’s and lost all my chips in poker- now I’m gonna go swan dive off the sundeck”
by Mdrzik26 December 18, 2019
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