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stfu noob

A term that faggots use who play on the internet way too much.
Masterbating fat ass playing Counter Strike: STUF NOOB!!!11!!!
by Matt January 6, 2005
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stfuplzkthnx

l33t for: shut the fuck up, please, ok, thanks.
A: u r teh sux0rz

B: stfuplzkthnx
by g January 3, 2005
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STFU

boi 1:what does stfu mean.
Boi 2: Shut the fuck up
Boi1: why?
BOI2:JUST STFU
by TmacZILLA November 2, 2009
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Stauber

The hottest guy in the world once you meet him you will want to have sex with him and if his first name is zack then he is greater than chuck Norris if you try to mess with a stauber then you will be taken down. he is amazing at everything especially in the bed. girls are always chasing him around just to get one touch off of him if you know stauber then you should feel very lucky. Basically a stauber is as good as god. But only if his first name happens to be Zack stauber.
i just did a stauber. i had sex three times in one night then went out and won a championship soccer game.
by awsomeness101 June 10, 2011
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stauble

Stepping on someones chest while masturbating. The purpose is to keep them away from you, at a safe distance.
When a girl is trying to get close to her subject, she is kept away with a foot on the chest. Similar to water rescue.
by Johny Balcony July 27, 2004
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stfuagimb

The abbreviation of Shut The Fuck Up And Get In My Bum. Most commonly used in situations dealing with frustration, both trivial and sexual.
"Hey James, you know that piece of toffee I gave you earlier ?"
"Yeah ?"
"Aye, it was actually a deadly mix of rat poison and snake venom. Nan's old recipe."
"...

STFUAGIMB"
by Jofamo March 22, 2007
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STFUNL

Shut the fuck up noob lol.

sometimes pronounced as it is written
Guy 1: You suck at CoD

Guy 2: STFUNL!!
by Hodgie13 March 10, 2009
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