stealing chocolate

The act by which one takes another's anal virginity

He was stealing chocolate from that girl over there.

by MrAndersmith May 25, 2014

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Stealing Property

Nobody give a fuck what you believe about execution.

Hym "That's a belief that you can have but I don't have to share that belief and the 5th amendment states that I need to be given due compensation for my property. You want me to have to listen to business owners and because I didn't you are stealing property from me."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2025

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Never Meet YOur Personality Type, YOu WIll ENd Up Stealing Something

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

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Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

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Sign stealing scandal

A diversion for some of the elite to keep people focused on baseball scandals instead of the people who are taking their (the fans) money.

The sign stealing scandal got the attention of a lot of people, it distracted them from what the elite who are not part of any sports organization were doing with their money, and with their own time.

by Solid Mantis February 10, 2020

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