splegg

northern irish slang to describe a situation which is too cool for any other words.

last night was totally splegg, i shifted a good'un

by lexi_dagger May 18, 2011

Splenda Daddy

A man not able to financially achieve the status of being a sugar daddy but still plays out the lifestyle through a unsustainable dependency on plastic. Wealth is not defined by cash or assets, but by the confidence and perception that is reinforced through the man's credit card limit.

Unconcerned about his bleak bank account, my splenda daddy flew me to Paris and bought me everything I wanted using his American Express card.

by G-A-K October 29, 2011

spleening

the act of fisting to reach the spleen for sexual gradification from the rush of fresh blood cells

i passed out from spleening last night

by hand in fist June 1, 2013

spleef

The process of ejaculating and farting simultaneously (generally used when referring to males); the male version of a queef.

When Jane was blowing Jimmy, he spleefed in her face. She never spoke to him again.

by inajamm June 24, 2009

Spleen Daddy

(proper noun, plural, sp-leen dadd-ees)
Ex-Members of the Hari Krishna religon who have been outcast for not touching children, spanking their asses while chanting or wiping their select genitalia with pork chops and offal, hence the name 'spleen daddies'. These outcasts have formed their own religious sect called the 'Children of the Off-White Light', but popular urban lingo for this group is the 'Spleen Daddies'.

1. 'Pratheep tries to sell his own body parts for money to the 'Spleen Daddies'. So far he has no legs and no income.'

2. Briecase accordions are for 'Spleen Daddies'.

by karma's enigma July 2, 2003

spleh

said in frustration or annoyance. can also denote boredom. reference blargh

...hey...hey...guess you're not answering...oh, SPLEH!

by audi April 7, 2004

spleen

Where something spleens over the ground, similar to the action of a water balloon hitting and bursting on a surface

You trip, you wurzle in the air, and you spleen all over the ground

by BenKenTheBest April 4, 2003