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spirit boner

n- 1) the result of being so excited about the success of a college sports team.

2) the state of being over excited and spirited for one's alma mater.

3) literally getting so excited for a college sports event that you become sexually aroused
"When the Bruins won that game on a last minute 3-pointer, I had a raging spirit boner!"

"Look at the student section! They're all rockin' massive spirit boners!"
by Weeeee Face March 26, 2009
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Spirit fingers

The act of gesticulating one's fingers while holding the hands in the air. An act typically performed by individuals who can't dance but who want to participate with those who are doing so. Occaionally accompanied by the shaking of the head or upper torso. Similar to jazz hands except that the hands and arms are held steady.
When "Thriller" came on the radio, John began to moonwalk and shake his spirit fingers.
by Daddy's home August 15, 2009
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spirit

Some thing of superstitions that is the essence of a dead person, in general a ghostlike thing that likes to screw u over if you do something wrong.
Spirits hate me... and i can't report em to the police.
by LordNword August 27, 2003
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Spirituality

People who still want the mental crutch of Religion, but want to be as vague as possible about it so its harder to argue with their bullshit. These people generally lack the ability to form coherent logical arguments, struggle to think carefully and deeply about subjects and don't like the rules and restrictions imposed by Religion. Their position is so vague as to become difficult to argue against, allowing them to not only benefit from the mental crutch that usually is attached to religion, but hold a smug air of superiority that will piss off any reasonable critical thinker no end.
Bill: "What do you believe in?"

Jill: "I'm spiritual."

Bill: "So what does that even mean? Do you believe in spirits? Religion? God? Faries? Science? How does spirituality even have an application in your life?"

Jill: "No, I don't believe in religions, look how harmful they are to the world, I am spiritual."

Bill: "So basically, you hiding behind a wall of vague bullshit and feeling comforted by your mental crutch?"

Jill: "Once you in touch with your spiritual side, you'll understand."

Bill: "Once you stop being vague and full of bullshit, we can actually have an intelligent discussion".
by Richard West August 22, 2009
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Smells Like Teen Spirit

The most overrated song that has been #1 for almost a decade, always beating out the superior Michael Jackson's Thriller video. Sung by Kurt Cobain, commonly referred to by degenerate youth as "God".
"Smells Like Teen Spirit sucks. Thriller is a better song, and a better music video. You know it, and I know it. So get over it."
-me
by Dave December 25, 2004
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Spirit Sprinkles

A celebratory word meaning, you're so excited and you just can't hide it.
Oh my gosh! I got a promotion !!! Spirit Sprinkles!!!! or
Gig em aggies!!! Spirit Sprinkles!!!!!
by Emily wood November 4, 2010
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Spiritual but not religious

Smart enough not to be duped by the politics of religion, but enlightened enough not to be compartmentalized by the existentialism of atheism.
Spiritual but not religious people know that a machine's instruction manual is only useful when you need to repair it. The purpose of its function needn't be clouded by the logic of its assembly or repair.
by ESCS December 15, 2006
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