snakes

noun: Almost certainly the worst thing to possibly have on a plane, according to Samuel L. Jackson.

Samuel L. Jackson: We got snakes on a muhfuggin' plane, here, man!

Kenan Thompson: Thats almost certainly the worst thing to possibly have on a plane, according to you!

Samuel L Jackson:...and I hope they burn in hell!

by Johey Christian September 11, 2006

SNAPS

praise for a job well done

snaps for reeling in your man!

by l November 9, 2003

creeper snaps

Cocaine that is smooth and the effect sneaks up on you for a smooth, crisp high

Damn, these are creeper snaps. I'm lovin' it, what about you?

by Da Skrill July 10, 2006

snaps on the petro

To give someone money for gas. Also can be used when lending youre friend money to have sex with a prostitute.

CKASH: Shit all yall niggaz slangin that shit in da hood and aint none of yall got snaps on the petro.

by young jeezy August 1, 2005

52 snakes

A gang, crew that has been around for along time in Hamilton, Ontario Canada. It is rumored they are Reptilian humanoids. They have been beefing with a new gang called " slots + lies"

oh shit did you hear the 52 snakes are back on snake mountain.

by cliffy52 December 20, 2006

Snapsey

A snapsey, or the self titled "Snapester" is a fugitive, best known for evading the old bill on numerous occasions. Often witnessed driving a 1986 Mini Cooper (vertically on two wheels) it also engages in other UN-believable acts. Legend states that a snapsey once out-drank the England rugby team in a "top shelf" pint contest. Other stories claim that the snapsey scaled Truro cathedral after a "rampant gangbang" and woke up clutching the edge protection of the east tower. The regularity and ambiguous nature of the Snapey stories has lead many to believe he is simply a no good bullshitter, incapable of creating interest by any way other than lying.

Gary: Oohh man, went out big style last night. Took a pedallo out to Africa and woke up in a tribes teepee.

Shaun: Fuck off Gary? You didn't leave your mums bedroom last night! You were reaching around her underwear draws trying to find her dildo?! Your such a snapsey!

by Bentnar February 20, 2011

OH SNAPE

A variation of "OH SNAP" typically used alongside spoilers either as an accompaniment or a response. Refers to the video of a man driving by a release party of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and screaming "Snape kills Dumbledore" at random passerby.

"So he was all, 'Snape kills Dumbledore, Spike dies, dyke spies, etc.' to me, and I was like, "OH SNAPE!'"

by Mel December 10, 2005