A guy who will literally do anything to make his homies look stupid in front of his crush/crushes. Typically simpanzees are self conscious lil creatures of nature so they feel the need to put the unwanted attention on someone else. (And they tend to have the name clay)
A couple of homies chillin: (simpanzee see his crush) hey ryan remember that time you did something so stupid that even beetle juice would envy you. Ryan: you simpanzee you only brought that up cause kelly walked by, gosh i HATE being in public places with you.
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a male or female that is diminished by society to think that treating your s/o respectfully is a wuss way to show affection. people use the term bro’s before hoes but the s/o is not a hoe and is in fact a very important person in their life, they should not be put down for knowing how to treat a human like they should be in a healthy relationship.
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Getting a blow job while driving a bronco getting chased by the cops, then when you nut you pop that bitch with your 9. Almost always results in some sort of jail time.
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