Only Jim Pickens is a worthwhile sim
Guy 1: “I like making sims like me and hate Jim Pickens”
Guy 2:”fucking kill him”
Guys 3,4, and 5: *ruthless beatings*
Guy 2:”fucking kill him”
Guys 3,4, and 5: *ruthless beatings*
by All hail Jim Pickens July 31, 2020
Get the Simmug. Dylan sims can be an asshole and likes boys. Tries to hang with cool people. The girl last he fucked said he had a milimeter penis. This was the worst experience ever they said and they also said don’t ever fuck Dylan sims
I fucked Dylan sims and said put it in five times and he said it is in I looked I saw nothing but a millimeter penis
by Dylan Sims March 27, 2019
Get the Dylan Simsmug. The most finest hottest attractive man you’ll ever see in your life. Cuh he got the lips, hips, personality, looks HES JUST PERFECT. Watch edits of him at 2am and you’ll get it frfr. Okay sometimes he can get a bit freaky or… yea nvm. But anyway this man is perfect for you ladies so gl trying to find a man like him. Okay but fr all you gotta do is search up “sim jaeyun dark blood” and trusttt you’ll be head over heels for him. Anyway, I’m supposed to be studying right neow but uh yea okay bye 👋🏻
Person 1: who the fuck is sim jaeyun?
Person 2: ARE U FUCKING JOKING… HES THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER STUPID ASS BITCH. GO GET A LIFE YOU FATASS HO THERES NO WAY U DONT KNOW WHO HE IS..
Person 1: oh.
Person 2: ARE U FUCKING JOKING… HES THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER STUPID ASS BITCH. GO GET A LIFE YOU FATASS HO THERES NO WAY U DONT KNOW WHO HE IS..
Person 1: oh.
by Monotxs November 27, 2024
Get the Sim jaeyunmug. Another word for the anus/arsehole, usually used in a humorous way. References the sim 2 slot on dual network phones. Origins unknown but a popular slang reference in Kenya, East Africa.
Johnte kwani ni nini mbaya. Unanyamba nyamba sana leo kwani ulifunguliwa sim 2? (What's wrong with you today John - you're farting a lot! It's like somebody you've had your SIM 2 opened!
by Frank_witaker October 31, 2021
Get the SIM 2mug. A far too cute zillenial girl with disarming angelic grace, ready stash of Cellular Deconstructed Cannabinoid Gummies, pocket book genius vibe, tight schedules, and weird notions of Yogi Pooh Taboo-boo Love. Iceberg Sim does for the zill what Iceberg Slim did for the pimp, Simone de Bolivar for the cigar, and Joseph Fry for the chocolate bar: she’ll articulate your thoughts and feelings like never before.
I can meet you at eight, but first I gotta connect with Iceberg Sim in the alley at six for a fix of visual insubordination.
by Mr. Wu December 15, 2024
Get the Iceberg Simmug. 
by Mostafa Fahkri December 8, 2021
Get the Dirty Simsmug.