Secret City

A city in Massachusetts, outside of Boston known for violence, drug use, and prostitution. Called Secret City because cops are unable to stop the violence and drug trafficting and getting snitches to inform them of activities. Therefore the cops here are dumb founded.
Also known as New Bedford, New B, New Beige or the 508.

-Hey man where you from?

-Me? I'm from the Secret City.

-What? Whats the Secret City?

-Its the city where cops don't know whats going down and are idiots....they couldnt stop a one legged man from robbing a bank and getting away on foot. Its New B dawg. Now stop with the questions before I cap you're white ass....

by NewBeige May 12, 2008

Victoria's Secret

the secret is victoria is a man

(barfing after reading0

by Chris February 24, 2005

Secreter

One who keeps secrets from loved ones or friends.

I couldn't trust Christine. She was such a secreter, I just had to break up with her.

by VulcanDuck November 24, 2010

super secret pizza party

a weed smoking session where only a select few are invited and lots of weed is consumed.

where are we going? to a super secret pizza party... great i love pizza!

by beau August 12, 2004

Secret Santa

Doing someone doggy style and secretly slipping on a Santa hat, while continuing sexual intercourse.

Michael: You are oblivious to the fact that I just pulled a Secret Santa on you, aren't you?

by tg2069 May 6, 2010

secret tilly

When someone farts in an elevator, quickly leaves, then sends the elevator to another floor for someone else to enjoy.

Hey Eric, Adam just sent Blake a secret tilly on the 3rd floor. Damn, that smells worse than Josh's "mustard" sandwiches.

by 6-ways-to-Sunday December 17, 2008

Secere Surprise

The act of pretending to masturbate and spitting on your hand and slapping it on someone's face.

You want to sleep by yourself, but you are at your cabin or on vacation and you have to share a bed. Act like you are masturbating then spit on your hand and slap it in their face and give them that nice,wet, Secere Surprise. It usually works like a charm. Or do it just to have a good time... try it out!

by BigC69 April 13, 2009