Scumton

A better word for the south coast town commonly known as 'Southampton'.

Seeing as it's residents are known as 'Scummers' or 'Scum' it is only right to refer to their domain as 'Scumton'

'Scumton's where the scummers live, with their scummer wives, they lives in scummy houses, all their scummer lives' (from the song 'Scumton' by The Black Whirlies)

by Willy Whirly October 6, 2010

Scrunty

The feeling of unhappiness, irritation, frustration and moodiness combined into a single feeling. Scruntiness can be brought on by lack of sleep, menstrual cycle, not getting your own way, being wrong, losing an argument or being hungover.

"Woaah. You're a bit scrunty today. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

"Fuck off. I'm scrunty."

by kristiano90 November 3, 2011

the scent

In the words of sean hunter from boy meets world.

The Scent : When you have a girlfriend/boyfriend and all the girls/guys want you now.

EX 1 : Kelly and Michael : i love you, i love you too baby
Jack behind a bush : i sooo want her now.
EX 2 : Jim : Hi Tina!
Tina : *cold shoulder*
Jim : Hi Daisy!
Daisy : *cold shoulder*
***THE NEXT DAY***
Jim and Samantha : I love you so much baby. i love you too! i love you as my boyfrined!
Tina :Hey Jim
Daisy :Hi Jim!
Mrs.Tallman : Why hello jimmy boy.
Jim : Hey john why do they all like me now?
John : DUDE! YOU GOT THE SCENT NOW!

by Thewhite boy from cali March 2, 2007

scantron test

Teacher Definition:
Common form of multiple choice testing in which the teacher does not have to go through the monotony of hand grading each test.

Student Definition:
Annoying lottery tickets in which prizes are delagated with letters A through F often given for finals or other annoyingly hard tests in which the teacher is too lazy to take partial credit.

::Math Test Senario:
Bendy Dickens: Psst! Hey man what'd you get for 6, 7, and 8?
Doya Swallow: FAG!
Bendy Dickens: Imma break yo gook ass in half!*
Doya Swallow: Naw, Jack Ass! It's a scantron, F, A, G then ACDC.
*Asians are smart in math.

by eliteskills.com May 18, 2004

Whore's Scent

The smell of sex that lingers in the air, on your mustache, on your fingers and on your stink dink after having an affair with a lover or an interlude with a dirty prostitute. Whore's Scent is known to linger for days and is, other than stupidity, what will get a cheating lover caught. A woman can smell Whore's Scent a mile away.

As soon as Joe walked in the door after work, his wife Carla could smell the Whore's Scent. After confronting Joe, he finally had to fess up that he had stopped through the hood on the way home and picked up a streetwalking crack whore for a quick fisting.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

b on the scantron

False

If you take a scantron test, on the true/false portion, B is always false

Q: Are you going to get hammered tonight?

A: B on the scantron

by born proud raised proud December 1, 2005

Scantron

Just pure hell for not using a #2 pencil. Like seriously what the hell is this? Is this a fucking joke?

Bill: Hey Joe did you finish your scantron?
Joe: Yea it was fucking hell though.
*1 Day Later*
Joe: I FUCKING GOT A 0 FOR NOT USING THE RIGHT PENCIL
*Hangs Self*

by TheGunterCrew January 17, 2018