Scared gopher

When you're taking a poo poo and it's hanging halfway out and won't come out

1. Dang babe I no I promised we'd go out to dinner but I've got a scared gopher!!!

2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.

3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!

by The dark man 92 November 16, 2021

I am scared of sleeping

Moaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hi I am scared of sleeping

by Blueprint7 March 8, 2022

Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.

When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.

by Truruuus January 28, 2022

I’m scared

Phrase used when one wants to be verbal with an expression yet different from known expressions like “ El Oh El (LOL), I’m weak, I’m dead”.

Statement:

“The girls threw a party celebrating Chelseas’ first period”.
Response:

“ I’m scared”.

by Murr-anda Riiy’ts January 29, 2022

Scaring a squid

High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.

I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!

by biffduncan August 3, 2021

Scared

Is a girl named Chloe she is really nice but shy and scared.... jp Chloe

Scared=chloe

by Cole yelverton May 14, 2021

Scared

Yes. So scared that you had to both keep provoking me and fucking the retard and the retard had to be in my emails because reasons and NOW... You have to do what you're doing because you're just so scawd.

Hym "You are a lying piece of shit that is trying to steal my accomplishment from me and diminish my rights NOT BECAUSE it keeps your kids safe but because it allows you to keep pretending to be better than someone you are not better than. You want the piece of shit breeders to dictate whether or not people get rights completely arbitrarily. That isn't scared."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025