saltininty

Salty ass bitch

runs in your veins like your blood; your born salty.

My teacher was salty i thought she had "saltininty" in her genes.

by 0_aussjo_0 May 27, 2014

Salt wagon

A female who guzzles down bulk semen. Usually found inside a nightclub after 3am wearing a skirt shorter than her vagina and hunting down sausage like its her job.

"Check her out dude, what a salt wagon!!"

salty broad sluts gangy bukkake

by Crackyo June 2, 2016

Saltfucked

verb; usually used in past tense; To loosen the cap on a salt shaker such that used, the cap detaches resulting an miniature mountain of salt on the food or surface below.

That girl just saltfucked me and now my tofu is ruined.
Dude, I’m going to saltfuck your mom tonight.

by Moby_Prick December 29, 2016

saltbabe

Salt babe is a guy whom can cook and is sexy

Barbara: oh my gosh Mabel my husband can actually cook!
Mabel: You lucky thing! My husband just sits on his arse all day :(
Barbara: My husband is such a saltbabe
Mabel: shut the fuck up now your making me jealous

by Will Wheatley January 22, 2017

Salt Lord

An individual who is extremely salty.

"Did you hear Gavin today complaing about our movie picks?"

"Yeah, he's being a total salt lord."

by Blurp17 February 26, 2017

Saltificating

verb

1. to speak especially at length in a bitter or corse manner:

2. to pontificate in a salty way.

3. an act, found mostly in American home-cooking, of adding salt to a dish already prepared with salt.

"...furthermore, that brand of sneakers is overpriced and marketed to the arrogant masses, I would rather a brand that is unique, and original," Max droned on, saltificating.

by mdank October 3, 2017

Salt Lake City Splash Back

While receiving or giving a "Blumpkin, a log of shit hits the toilet water at a force large enough to create a splash of water, striking the face of the Blumpkin giver.

Only possible during a "Blumpkin"

Toilet water must strike the head/ face of the giver

Miguel: "Yooo, nigga, Cindy was giving me a Blumpkin last night and one of my logs hit that water so hard that it splashed her in the face"

Dan: "real nigga shit?"

Patek: "Daaaammm, you hit that THOT with that Salt Lake City Splash Back"

Miguel: "Gs up, hoes down"

by SLCSB November 9, 2017