Homestar Runner 

Slow-witted, beanie-wearing, dullard with a speech impediment capable of annoying and amusing simultaneously.
Synonymous with Dumpface.
Often borrows fondue pots.

Flagrant error! This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

Homestar Runner by Dan January 12, 2003

Homestar Runner 

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Homestaw Wunnew!

Homestar Runner by DeadlyHomsar August 28, 2003

road runner 

One of the largest Internet Service Providers in the United States. Owned by Time Warner and affiliated with America Online and Earthlink. Technical support is outsourced to Convergys where agents like me have to talk to stupid people all day long who have no idea what their Internet connection is for.

Customer: I Broke my Road Runner!
Agent: What lights are on your modem
Customer: Standy Light!
Agent: Can you click on the 'Tools' Button, there should be a picture of you, because you are a tool!

road runner by Kev23 September 24, 2005

honey runner 

Someone (typically otherwise single) having extramarital sex with an (often older) partner. Honey is a euphemism for sex and the honey runner often has to run out the back door to escape the spouse. Also using "runner" in the sense of trafficking in something illegal or illicit.

Young Joe is seeing Yolanda behind the back of her husband Terry. I could have told you Joe has always been Yolanda's honey runner.

honey runner by Fearman August 4, 2007

maze runner 

'Maze runner' - A runner of mazes duh!

The maze runner, ran in a maze lol

maze runner by Eazy-Company October 29, 2015

Moon Runner 

A beautiful, based individual with swagg.

Dang did you see that "Moon Runner" over there?? oooweeee!

Moon Runner by Lous XIV of England November 7, 2010

Portuguese Marathon Runner 

When three people most commonly two females and one male give each other blow jobs while releasing fecal matter.It is proper in most countries to switch off giving each other rim jobs after the act of release.

hey bro do you remember those girls I took home last night they both gave me a "Portuguese Marathon Runner" It was amazing.

Portuguese Marathon Runner by Reptar08 July 1, 2010