by Banana Phone up the butt December 29, 2009
Get the Ritard School mug.Rita is probably the most caring, lovable and just the most amazing human you will EVER come across. She has the humor of a goldfish but its ok <3 cuz dont we all? yes we do🔪. chile anyways so- SHES amazayn and even if she sometimes DOESNT FEEL FABULOUIS i bet ya she will say: nice to meet ya whatcha name.
She will also keep telling you gods in control, as she should.....just dont look at her phone cuz jeeeeeeeeeeeeez😃
but no, we love her sm i dont even got a clue how she be smart, cute and funny like??? excuse moi??? (hehehe she taught me that, now im a professional french person, dont tell me otherwise🤺
She will also keep telling you gods in control, as she should.....just dont look at her phone cuz jeeeeeeeeeeeeez😃
but no, we love her sm i dont even got a clue how she be smart, cute and funny like??? excuse moi??? (hehehe she taught me that, now im a professional french person, dont tell me otherwise🤺
"dude look at rita, i think she got a new 𝐊𝕆Ňᵍ!"
"OML what the 2020...man i thought she just got some H water smh....."
"No man, look at her taking hits at S*mon cowbell"
"as she should honestly what a queen she is,"
"yeah but lets not forget, 𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭"
"OML what the 2020...man i thought she just got some H water smh....."
"No man, look at her taking hits at S*mon cowbell"
"as she should honestly what a queen she is,"
"yeah but lets not forget, 𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭"
by haihelloelloluvbyeokillleave April 4, 2021
Get the Rita mug.Rita is probably the most caring, lovable and just the most amazing human you will EVER come across. She has the humor of a goldfish but its ok <3 cuz dont we all? yes we do🔪. chile anyways so- SHES amazayn and even if she sometimes DOESNT FEEL FABULOUIS i bet ya she will say: nice to meet ya whatcha name. She will also keep telling you gods in control, as she should.....just dont look at her phone cuz jeeeeeeeeeeeeez😃 but no, we love her sm i dont even got a clue how she be smart, cute and funny like??? excuse moi??? (hehehe she taught me that, now im a professional french person, dont tell me otherwise🤺
"dude look at rita, i think she got a new 𝐊𝕆Ňᵍ!"
"OML what the 2020...man i thought she just got some H water smh....."
"No man, look at her taking hits at S*mon cowbell"
"as she should honestly what a queen she is,"
"yeah but lets not forget, 𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭"
"OML what the 2020...man i thought she just got some H water smh....."
"No man, look at her taking hits at S*mon cowbell"
"as she should honestly what a queen she is,"
"yeah but lets not forget, 𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭"
by haihelloelloluvbyeokillleave April 4, 2021
Get the Rita mug.When in the missionary position, the guy (on top) ejaculates and slaps the fat woman around the face, then he sticks his fingers down his throat and makes himself throw up on her.
by chunkyritaliker March 9, 2009
Get the Chunky Rita mug.When making love, you ejaculate onto the women's forhead, then with your thumb, make a number "9" into the forehead and onto the nasal bridge, all whilst saying, in a commanding and mighty throaty roar, "Simba", using your semen as your tribal marking paint.
"Dude, I was fucking this jungle bunny last night and i had her on her back. Right after i came, i scooped some of it up on my thumb, and gave her the rufiki ritual. She told me I probably shouldn't ever come back.
by simbasex10609 January 1, 2010
Get the rufiki ritual mug.When a man in a solid-colored shirt with suspenders on, possibly an Amish man, gets all sweaty from toiling in the fields farming and his shirt is soaked with muddy sweat, either from the dirt that was kicked up when plowing in 95 deg F weather, or from rolling in the crumply soil.
At the end of the movie Witness it looks like the Amish men just got done with an Amish Sweat Ritual.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
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