Rettin

Rettin (noun) : Norfolk slang for cigarette. Initially around the towns of Holt & Cromer, before being popularised and spread by the local Soundies in and around Norfolk through Norwich. Further Origins Unknown

“It’s Rettin’O’Clock”
“Can I have a rettin-break?”
“I need a fuckin’ rettin”

by CCNPRDARTS March 21, 2020

Retard Logic

Something that makes so little sense that only a retard could possibly come up with it

Example) Apples are red, and lemons are yellow, so would an apple and a lemon mix make orange juice?
Sentence: Bruh this nigga usin retard logic

by TheRealistBullshit April 21, 2020

RetPloyed

That you are both Retired and Employed.

jThe idea is that as people approach retirement age, they may with to remain partially or fully in the work force

Jane loved being a lawyer. However, as she approached age 65, she knew she wanted to change her working dynamic from full time counsel to more of being both retired and employed, namely retployed. Perhaps she would work 6 months a year and take the other 6 months off and travel (post covid, of course).

by Northwood Financial February 1, 2021

retropour

The phenomenon in which liquid, when poured from a container such as a bottle or cup, flows backward or opposite to the intended direction of pour. Often observed when the liquid briefly travels along the underside of the pouring vessel before dripping off.

She tried to pour the juice into the glass, but a retropour caused some to spill down the side of the bottle and onto the table.

by descritifish August 17, 2023

Vagina Retriever

(n) any cute dog of any breed, who is obtained by a single male and trained to do tricks for the sole purpose of meeting girls.

"He may be a mutt to the American Kennel Club, but with his arsenal of tricks and big sad eyes, Max is a purebred Vagina Retriever."

by Wicked Pissah L.A. December 17, 2009

Full Retard in Love

The usual feeling one gets despite having been in numerous relationships and ignoring that sooner or later it'll end.

Predominately occurs with older teens and 20-somethings.

Only ignorance allows you to go full retard in love.

by Awrex December 17, 2011

Captain Retard

1. Edude

Im da gay captain retard that flys boats

by squadsquadyt September 6, 2019