Anal report

A loud fart that can be heard by a room full of people

My oral report on vegetarians was rudely interrupted by johnny's anal report on what he ate for lunch.

by Cap'n Billy July 6, 2009

Rhode Island Traffic Report

Something so fucking predictable they could just record it and play the same tape over and over every day. It's always exactly the same, and ignores anything not within a 2-mile radius of the center of Providence.

"95 North is slow between Thurber's Avenue and the State Offices Exit, 195-westbound is backed up from Broadway to the I-95 split, 95 South is slow from Atwells Avenue to the 146-merge, 146 South you're on your brakes from Admiral Street to the 95 merge, and the 6-10 Connector is backed up to Dean Street...I'm Jim Stearns with your Wheelock Auto Rhode Island Traffic Report."

by JustAnotherGuy March 8, 2010

reptoid

7 - 9ft shape shifting serpents which own night clubs in Sri Lanka.
Reptoids are native to the antartic, and control the planet.
Some people think Reptoids can time travel, but this is probably bullshit. Though they can travel on the astral plane.

George Bush is a reptoid.
Reptoids are one of the few world problems Chuck Norris can't solve.

by sheepbag October 17, 2006

the replacements

noun: Seminal Eighties alternative banded fronted by Paul Westerberg. Also, a shit movie with Keanu Reeves about football or something.

"Have you ever heard of the Replacements?"
"Wasn't that a movie or something?"
"Yeah, probably. Shut the fuck up."

by mcstallard February 28, 2005

repost police

A member of an online community who obsessively points out messages that contain information that has previously been posted.

The repost police on this board are truly annoying.

by Ryan Meier March 3, 2007

Reproductive Organ

Another name man's penis, using a musical metaphor.

Referring to a sexy woman, "I'd let her play a tune of my reproductive organ any day."

by LaughingAloud October 4, 2005

Trump Republicans

The working class, undereducated, xenophobic, red-headed stepchildren of the GOP's failed marriage between social conservatives and the oligarchs who sent the social conservative's jobs to Mexico in the first place.

Trump Republicans like me are going to make American grate again!

by Jkelemenop June 8, 2016