Extended Release

The Release of flatulence from tightly sealed clothing. Ex. Athletic Pants, Wet Suits, Ski Pants, etc. after being contained for an extended period of time.

Guy 1: Dude I was ripping them left and right during our game today.

Guy 2: Really?

Guy 1: Yea, when I took off my pants to get in the shower, I got hit so hard by a blast of extended release, my eyebrows burned off.

Guy 2: Damn, Nice.

by B-rad Jenkins March 8, 2009

monk release

a monk getting released

hey jimbo want to go to a party? oh yeah wheres that? its that monk leaving the monk hood , its called monk release i believe.
sweet ill see you there!!

by longjohndec December 12, 2009

Limit Release

A Street Term for Steroids

"Yo man, you got that OP'ed shit?" "Yeah brah, I got this new shit they call 'Limit Release

by Toxic Rei April 15, 2010

safety release

when a girl has you in a painful and inescapable hold and you steal a kiss and escape when she is stunned

friend: what happened after that girl twisted your wrist?
me: oh i just used the good old safety release and ran like hell

by wangodango December 4, 2011

beta release

When a game company releases a half finished product and uses the term "beta release" to excuse any and all glitches. These games are usually never finished, but are still profited from.

Have you played the game DayZ? It's been a beta release for three years now with no real improvements!

by Ross The Fly June 6, 2016

Wrinkle Releaser

The guy in the squad that always takes one for the team by taking the oldest one in the girls squad

Yeah that's Tommy he's our designated wrinkle releaser

by The Taytanic April 9, 2017

equity release

Equity release—or "give us your house"—is a means of borrowing some of the value of your home without having to sell it, and usually without having to make any repayments so that the interest compounds rapidly. Sometimes known as a lifetime mortgage. The more reputable lenders (for a given value of 'reputable') guarantee that the total debt will never exceed the value of the property, which is big of them; the less reputable will take your estate for as much as they can after you fall off your perch.

I borrowed 65K through equity release on my house seven years ago, and it's already doubled. At this rate there will be nothing left for my kids.

by Beermat November 8, 2017