Oral Rectumy

A surgical procedure to cut the line running from a persons rectum to thier mouth to keep them from talking shit.

Guy1: Man, I got some BJ and P from Julie last night, blasted on her face, then I bolted like a skeet skeet bandit.
Guy2: Her mom is right behind you; you need an oral rectumy.

by Bill Hawko August 20, 2010

Rectumthumb

That is an act of placing one's thumb up their rectum for long periods of time, while being on a cell phone when work should otherwise get done.

When is that Roch Weezle Menard going to stop with his rectumthumb ways. Come on "Roch" put the cell phone down and let's get to work.

by LeCorky August 17, 2010

Recumbent butt

Pain in the gluteous maximus muscles caused by riding certain recumbent bicycles at fast speeds. This problem is most common with Bike-E tyre bikes with a more upright seat back which places more of the riders weight onto the gluteous maximus muscles.

I like the Bike-E but it gives me Recumbent butt after a few hours.

by 'Bent Triker April 4, 2005

Recumber

The discharge caused by inserting battery acid into ones urethra

Ow. This recumber sure makes my skin smell like an autowash

by Shane William Duncan June 1, 2011

Recum

The opposite of pre-cum. This occurs after a man ejaculates. Semen momentarily cumes out in small drizzles for several minutes after primary ejaculation.

I masturbated and ejaculated a couple of minutes ago. I'm now recumming.

by iusrghr June 21, 2009

rectumspect

The thought of regret one has during the first bowel movement after eating an extremely spicy meal.

My asshole burned so much today when I took a shit, in rectumspect it probably wasn't the best idea to eat those spicy chicken wings last night

by snoopdoggydex February 3, 2013

Rectumfication

The process of tearing someone a new arsehole.

Did you see PJ give Bill a good rectumfication this morning after after he lost that big account?

by Brian Einstein May 18, 2014