Ripper cunt

a good friend

“Mags said you were a ripper cunt.”
“‘Mags’ is Margaret, and a ‘ripper cunt’ is…?”
“A good friend.”

by No one is straighter than CJ March 17, 2024

Jib The Ripper

The alter-ego of of the one who is writing this.
He has manic tendencies, loves to burn things and is a complete idiot. Wears a Jason Vorhees mask. He only comes out when a alot of methamphetamine has been smoked or when awake for more then 24 hours.
He is distant relation to Jack the Ripper

Fuck, I made enemies with that Jib The Ripper. Now my house and vehicle are burnt

by Jib the Ripper March 31, 2024

Crop Ripper

Crop Ripper: A type of criminal in the UK who targets illegal cannabis grows to rob them. They may place trackers on cars parked outside grow shops to locate grow operations. Crop-rippers use either stealth or force to steal the crop once it has fully matured.

Lee: Bruv, I was watching YouTube the other night, and apparently, this geezer tried robbing one of those cannabis grows, and he got murdered by the Albanians,

Frank: Yeah, bruv, it's a new UK crimal trend, he was a crop ripper I bet he didn't get very far just ended up RIP instead LOL

Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 16, 2026

Austrian Areola Ripper

When a man tears a woman's areola/s off using his teeth and swallows. This usually results in a lawsuit or two.

Frank: just gave gloria an austrian areola ripper
gerbert: why am i here
gloria: he did

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

Schrödinger's Ripper

It's when you get your dick ripped off and get it raped and inhaled like a cigarette. Schrödinger will take place if balls malfunction into the 4th plane of reality and fly into someones mouth.

Yo, Mike gave me the Schrödinger's ripper and smoked my pp like a cigarette!

by Seek44 February 16, 2026