pussy capital

Attributes allowing one to have sexual relations with woman.

With David Beckham's pussy capital it amazes me that he is married to that robot looking bitch.

by leifm July 31, 2007

Pussy Goggles

Pussy Goggles is a total disregard for any social interaction that does not directly involve the attention or pursuit of a current love interest. Normally, pussy goggles occurs when a guy meets a new girl and devotes most, if not all, of his time to the girl at the expense of his current group of friends who may feel somewhat abandoned. The Pussy Goggles affliction goes away quickly when the girl dumps the guy and he is left with few social options (if any). He then begins calling all of his old buddies to hang out.

Friend One: "Hey, where's your roommate been lately? The guy's been a ghost for a couple weeks now"
Friend Two: "Oh yeah -- he's got Pussy Goggles for some girl he met during Greek Week".
Friend One: "So he's dissed us for some girl?"
Friend Two: "Don't worry, it's only a matter of time before she dumps his ass and the goggles will fly off post haste!" "We figure he'll call us the day after and will want to hang out" "All of us agreed to freeze him out for a week just to teach him a lesson" LOL

by Waldon Fury December 22, 2012

pussy cleaner

A product like Vagisil or RepHresh, ***NOT*** cat shampoo!!!

{Marge}: Hey Virgil, can you be a dear and go get me the pussy cleaner please? My coochie reeks a bit today.
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!

by Telephony May 6, 2015

pussy gravy

Creamy off white goo that drips on the bed after you give her the gorilla dick.

Lori's carpet snatch was dripping pussy gravy after I filled her with my gorilla juice.

by Mr rumplenuts April 7, 2017

Pussy Punishment

1) The act of which your Dom(Dominant) feels as though you have done wrong and he/she whips and/or spanks your pussy intil Your pussy is sore and red or until you apologize for your actions
2) where the female in the relationship withholds her pussy from her partner as a sign of punishment

Pussy punishment-
Ex: 1) Girl: "fuck all ya friends!"

Boy: "what!?" (Pins the girl down an spanks her pussy hard over an over)

Girl: "ahh!" (Moaning out) "I'm sorry I'm sorry Daddy!"

Ex: 2) Boy: "You crazy yo!"

Girl: "Oh! I'm crazy! I'm crazy! Okay! (Puts her hand in his face)

Boy: (kisses his teeth and pushes her hand out his face)

Girl: "Nahhh! No pussy for you for a week since I'm crazy huh?" (Walks away)

Boy: (jaw drops) "whaa?"

Girl: (leaves)

by Papi_All_Day February 13, 2017

Pussy Dog

A dog that’s such a pussy it needs to wear a sweater.

Get that pussy dog a sweater so it will stop uncontrollably shaking

by PB&Ham Sandwich November 9, 2018

Pussy Pay

When a girl offers her coochie for something in return.

Keke: “Will you buy me watch daddy?”
Mikel: “I only accept PUSSY PAY. “

by PUssy Pay March 14, 2019