Psyche

A word used when you are just kidding with your friends, and don't mean whatever it was that you just said.

Derek: You're my best friend!
Jason: Thanks!
Derek: Psyche! I fucking hate you asshole!

by Mr. Sneakers September 25, 2009

psychic stalker

A psychic stalker is someone who stalks you in the psychic realm. They cast spells to help their ghosts follow you around everywhere you go. They can see out of your eyes, and they never leave you alone. Not even in your sleep. They even stalk you in your dreams. They hear what you hear, see what you see, smell what you smell, and taste what you taste.

Psychic Stalker: That thing in front of you, I can see it.
Tony: What? How can you see that if your not even anywhere near me?
Psychic Stalker: I'm calling the cops
Tony: You don't want me to know how you obtained your powers.
Psychic Stalker: That's right, and you'll never find out.

by Anthony Wheeler October 11, 2007

psycstar

Hybrid of the Ancient Greek term 'psyche' (meaning 'soul') and star, which combined signifies 'a shining soul'.

That girl oozes grace and luminous beauty, she is a psycstar!

by Psycstar October 21, 2007

Psychstrated

To be simultaneously excited and frustrated about a particular event, most frequently in reference to sexual desire or tension.

Rodrigo was psychstrated when his girlfriend promised to give him a threesome as soon as he gave her a ring.

It was psychstrating for John to watch Maria leave the party with her friends, but he knew she would be calling him later to hook up.

by shockrafan July 30, 2007

Guitar Hero Psychosis

The delusional belief that one can play the guitar, because "i got four star on hard lol" in the game "Guitar Hero".

"Fred's a mess, he thinks he can play a guitar that isn't tiny and plastic with five huge colored buttons. Me thinks he's got the Guitar Hero Psychosis"

by Ace Ofspade January 11, 2009

Prozac centred psychiatry

The doctrine within medical practitioner circles of over prescribing the drug Prozac as an easy cure-for-all alternative to traditional more time-consuming and expensive methods of psychiatry. This practice is of benefit to the Healthcare profession but compromises the patient.

Instead of suggesting psychotherapy, the doctor gave me the usual degree of Prozac centred psychiatry I was expecting.

by Kendal Boy March 7, 2008

Psychopath

It is time to note the difference between a psychopath and a psychotic.

Psychopath:

A person with an antisocial personality disorder, manifested in aggressive, perverted, criminal, or amoral behavior without empathy or remorse.

Psychopaths tend to lack normal human emotions such as guilt. They are also often highly intelligent and skilled at manipulating others.

Also, psychopaths seem to appear normal. You would probably never guess there was something wrong with them.

Note, not all psychopaths are serial killers.

Ted Bundy was a psychopath, but Richard Chase was a psychotic.

by Someone December 21, 2003