Prostitostomy

When a prostitute with an ostomy allows a gentleman suitor to penetrate their medically created hole in exchange for money.

Hooker: Hey baby, looking for a good time? Interested in a little Prostitostomy?
John: I think I'll just take a nice glass bottom boat.

by Dr. Bdizzle February 5, 2017

Prostitoddler

Someones promiscuous kid or teenager, who will become a prostitute later in life.

Uncle Bob said his permiscuous neice Shelly will grow up to be a prostitoddler.

by Bendover dickholder April 1, 2017

Prostituty

When a non-working girl dresses like a prostitute. Coined by Comedian Amy Snowden.

Erica: Look at Josephine over there with her lil' prostituty outfit. I bet she didn't even pay that much for a short skirt and push up bra.

by Jason Blazes December 14, 2017

Prostitute Pasta

The Heavily Intellectualized Version Of The Iconic "Bitch Lasagna."

Bob: Bitch Lasagna
Me, An Intellectual: Prostitute Pasta.

by Some Heckin Idiot May 20, 2018

prostitution

it's basically constitution but only pros and no cons.

prostitution > constitution

by The_AlphaLaser October 24, 2023

Instagram prostitutes

girls that wear very little to no clothes just for some likes

My entire popular page is filled with these good for nothing thirsty instagram prostitutes.

by Giirrll September 25, 2017

Political Prostitute

One who's beliefs align with one political party but sell out and votes for another party based on the sole reason of "they won't win"

Look over there Jimmy. That guy is a political prostitute because he sold himself out and voted for another party he didn't agree with just because he thought they could win.

by Cjmar December 27, 2020