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Intellectual Prostitute

Attractive but stupid and morally bankrupt women like Michelle Bachman, Sarah Palin, and Anne Coulter, who work for the Republican and Tea Parties making unjustice sound just.
You could call Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh "intellectual prostitutes" but that would demean decent, hard working gigolos and male hookers.
by TheOtherDrG May 1, 2011
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scarecrow prostitute

A women of the night who only caters to men who stand still for a long time on a pole.
Your girlfriend looks like a scarecrow prostitute.
thanks Y!a
by Y!a addiction February 5, 2009
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prosticute

(n.) 1. someone who looks, dresses, or acts like a prostitute, but has some redeeming quality in dress, appearance, or behavior that is incongruent with the traditional definition of the word.
2. someone who resembles, but is somehow classier than a prostitute/whore.
3. Jackie Onassis on VH1's Rock of Love with Bret Michaels
4. The Bachelor/Bachelorette

(adj.)1. something that is almost entirely, but not totally, whorish, trashy, cheap, or otherwise descriptive of the lifestyle, behavior, and/or appearance of a prostitute.

(v.) 1. to act in a way that is nearly, but not completely classified as that of a prostitute.
2. to bring an element of class to an otherwise trashy behavior or situation.
1. "I heard my ex-boyfriend brought the whore he's dating to the party last weekend."

"Well, she wasn't as much a whore as she was a prosticute. She was walking around naked at the party offering guys blow jobs in exchange for a line, but she strutted an orgasmic pair of Christian Louboutin's in the process."

2. "I couldn't totally commit to the party's 'White Trash Bash' theme, so I bought a prosticutish outfit to wear. It's my feeble attempt making trashy classy enough that it's bearable."

3. "Since my conscience is being obstinate and refuses to allow me to be a total whore, I am prosticuting the temptation: I can sleep with whomever I want, as long as they buy me dinner first."
by emilybronte July 22, 2010
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prostitute

An ugly bitch who stands on the corner so she can get money by fucking someone.
by Jasmine July 11, 2003
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Baby prostitute

Grown adults who shop at the baby gap
by Lauren Grae February 21, 2009
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Prostitate

yo jimmy that prostitate was amazing last night.
by A,marshall February 20, 2009
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prostitude

1. What the girl in Butterfly Effect turns out to be.
2. How "prostitute" is pronounced according to Jake Antoniello.
"Oh, she's a PROSTITUDE!!!"
by Insane guitarist April 5, 2005
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