florida promise

a verbal agreement made by a floridian, which is usually not kept.

jon made a florida promise, and did not show up.

by chris artis September 28, 2007

Progasm

The feeling of immense pleasure one experiences after completing something very difficult.

After I won that race I had a progasm.

I jumped my car over the river yesterday, and I definitely had a progasm.

by KitK January 10, 2009

promised land

the state of reaching an orgasm, take me to the promised land

I have been to the mountaintop and I have seen the promised land, I may not get there with you...

He had his tongue all in there and he was workin' it and workin' and and he took me to the promised land.

by elvette July 20, 2006

promisculicious

Promiscuous + delicious.

Adjective used to describe a person who, while screamingly attractive, is known for his or her rather lax attitude towards romantic commitment.

Ex.1: Man, that Shelly is promisculicious; she scores every night!

Ex.2: Dan's been getting it on weekly for the last few months. The ladies must think he's promisculicious.

by thom; taken from someone else on JJJ May 26, 2003

Pomas

Pomas -- affectionately known as "Pomas P. Peranius" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature that scavanges the eastern coast of North America. Many cultures have developed traditional dances as a symbolic method to clense themselves after coming into contact with Pomas. The most distinctive way to identify an anti-pomas dance is to look for the horizontal "V" formed by ones hands in an alternating up and down motion.

** One must be extremely cautious when coming into contact with a Pomas. Proper training for witnessing such a creature may be required.

Hey mikey, get a load of that Pomas over there. Hold on to Jimmy, I heard he eats children.

by PEU (Pomas Educators United) February 17, 2009

Promise

A real bad bitch. Doesn’t take no for an answer, always running her mouth but can back her shit up. Don’t test her because she is not to be tried, epitome of stubborn. Attitude off the charts. Real pretty

Damn this bitch Promise so moody.

by Jarjarbinx21 December 18, 2019

false promise of pudding

when a girl gives you the slight or direct notion that she will sleep with you and then she doesn't.
Like being promised that if you finish your dinner you will get pudding for desert and you end up getting pumpkin pie!

yo yesterday, jane told me we was gonna get it on and it turned out to be a total false promise of pudding man!!

by abdoolio February 1, 2008