antiwar protestor

Either

a. A peaceful, well-meaning, usually liberal protestor who does not like the idea of war and fears for the lives of children and the lives of our soldiers

or

b. An ultra-liberal, ultra-asshole who goes out and yells "Fuck Bush" or some other brain-surgery terms at the top of their lungs, before trying to beat up a police officer.

I've seen more of the b-types but i'm holding out hope that the a-types exist... somewhere...

a- "We're holding this demonstration to protest the iraq war. Kum ba Yah, my lord...."


b- "Someone shoot George W. Bitch! DIE REPUBLICANS! DIE! OW! QUIT HITTING ME WITH THAT DAMN BATON, COP SCUM!

by Demon Phoenix 1337 December 14, 2004

professional college student

Any person who has been in college for more than 5 + years of college experience; The student with the most debt; Students who have attended a 2 year college but took 4-5 years to finish it or transferred or never graduate;Usually also known as under achievers;Students who has more friends than Tom in myspace; Excessive partier even in his/her late 30's; Student who has a 5 year old kid when they finally graduate; Just finishing his/her 4 year degree nearing upon his/her high school reunion.

Robert: What is going on Fred? What have you been up to since after we graduated in '96?

Fred: I've been in college. I finally finished my 4 year degree this year.

Robert: Really?

Fred: Yeah I've been a professional college student

by Chappelle is my nigga July 18, 2006

professor

One that gives knowledge

Man, I'm meeting up with some professors this weekend...it's gonna be good.

by One of the Forkers October 4, 2003

professional

a prostitute; the oldest professional

Your girl is loose; she aint nothing but a professional.

by Kevin May 17, 2004

protestant

Branch of Christianity. Protestants believe that Jesus is the head of the Church. They reject Papal authority and the percieved excesses of the Catholic church.
Protestants are also remarkably unpopular amongst a great deal of people due to the actions of a small number of them. But in the most part they are simply Christians who wish to worship without a central authority, without a buffer between man and God and without the ritualism of other branches of the faith.

Jack became a Protestant after attending a Church sermon.

There are tensions in Ireland between Catholic and Protestant groups.

Graham dislikes Protestants because he is an Athesist.

by Tyburn January 2, 2008

Professor Frink

The biggest legend on the Simpsons. Likes to supplement all phrases with "umma-hey"

"I call it Gamblor"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"

by Slammer September 1, 2003

protestant

A part of Christianity that separated from the Catholic church in the 1600's.It was founded by Martin Luther, but then different sects broke off. Henry VIII did not start the Episcopalian Church,he started the Anglican church of which the Episcopalian church is a part. As we all hopefully realize, people are not perfect, so you can't hate a religion because someone was mean to you and they happened to be protestant of Christian. Protestants try not to identify themselves a sect, and are trying to follow Christ. They thing that it is more important that you are a Christian and know Jesus than what denomination you happen to be part of. We do not hate Catholics, Jews, or Gays. We try to love all people, whether or not we agree with them. Protestants usually do not agree with the gay lifestyle, but that doesn't mean that we hate them. Basically, try not to judge someone or something, such as protestantism, before you know about it.

Protestantism is a denomination of the Christian Church.

by Clarifying things May 11, 2007