professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

by Kiwidude April 3, 2023

Professional Gamer

Kevin Nam

- Do you know any professional gamers?

- Yes! Yes I do, his name is Kevin Nam he lives down the hall.
-Oh, that is interesting, what can you tell me about him?
-Asian...
-Oh!!! That explains everything :)

by BodaciousSpaciousEugene July 15, 2016

Professional cruise ship passenger

A frequent participant to orgies on gay sex cruises that especially likes fruity or beach themed objects shoved up their rectum.

Carlos is a professional cruise ship passenger if you know what I mean? ;)

by Itsmejessica2025 May 22, 2025

Strictly Professional

When 3 or more people gather together on the sabbath with purely non sexual intentions.

I went strictly professional on that bitch last Sunday.

It was Sunday, and we were bored, so a few girls and I ate small pickles and exfoliated in bed for 6 hours, strictly professional indeed.

by Dr Bary March 30, 2012

Professionals (gerred term)

Niggas found on the internet

nigga if u look something up it shows up in the dictionary a professionals (gerred term) put it in there nigga

by ThatOnePunkColor July 30, 2021

Professional Killstreak

A kill counter that shows up on the player's heads-up display that increments by one for each kill. Killstreaks are indicated by a number and a small arrow next to the kill icon, additionally displayed onto the killfeeds of other individuals. Killstreaks messages are broadcast across the entire server once a certain threshold is reached, starting from five kills onward. Professional Kits are the rarest. An eye particle effect is displayed after five kills and intensifies after ten. The effect matches the color of the weapon's sheen in a similar fashion to the Eyelander; when using sword weapons as Demoman, the effect is only presented on his right eye.

Bing soy: a golden pan just dropped in my inventory
Server: 👍
Mr Soy: Ye, I also sold my Professional Killstreak vintage collector's edition battle scarred Hale's own strange golden frying pan.
Server:

Mr Bing: for 20 keys just scam some schmuck
Server people: . . .¿
Bing Soy: *Proceeds to 360 head shot penetrate entire enemy team while jumping off a cliff just to get stuck on an invisible pixel*

by ㅤㅤㅤㅤg̴̑̾͊̒̂́̂̈́̈́̀̂̕̕͠ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ March 16, 2024

Professional Hand Clown

Referring to anyone who gets paid or compensated to do sexual favors with just their hands.

“Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022