Penis privilege

Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.

The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.

by Mike_73 May 23, 2022

privilege

an advantage given to one at birth that gives said person an advantage in life

"that rich kid is so privileged"

by Rotcrafter January 5, 2020

World Reserve Currency Privilege

Often times people who don’t live in the United States of America will say that Americans think everything revolves around them. Well it does,
because we have the world reserve currency therefore we are top dogs and everything ultimately has ties to us.

“Pablo thinks everything revolves around America, he’s so closed minded.”
“World reserve currency privilege, bitch!”

by ShreddShredderton March 11, 2022

white privilege

Most likely to be named Elaine, Erin or Devin. Came from a family who chose the word "child rearing" instead of "raising kids" and lived in a house greater than 2,500 sq. ft. Probably overweight by 50 lbs., and burns easily in the sun without using sun block that costs $45 from a premium outlet store. Undoubtedly single, and put their "career" first. Might complain "struggles" in life, but never had a true struggle defined by human existence. Odds are they own a cat and drive an electric car. Complains about white privilege being an issue, without self identifying they are the problem.

Karen takes money from her family to afford her lavish lifestyle and shopping habits, but claims to be a strong independent woman fighting against white privilege.

by Concerned Citizen 4 Peace July 10, 2023

pretty privilege

Getting and having more opportunities than others and getting privileges that some people don’t have just because you’re prettier.

Sarah literally has pretty privilege and it literally isn’t even fair!

by fulltimedreamgirl March 21, 2022

Privilege

A group of Karens.

There's a privilege at customer service demanding to speak to the manager.

by 3d0g May 26, 2020

Wife Privilege

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.

Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!

by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021