Pitchfucker

indie music snobs who think everything is just too cliche'

i fucking hate pitchfuckers

by SnifflingIndieKidsHoldSteady October 21, 2009

mountain dew pitch black

Great pop that got discontinued and hopefully comes back. Nicknamed "Nigga Juice"

Man gimme 50 cent i want some nigga juice.

by TacoJohn May 2, 2005

pitch

To contribute money towards a common fund for buying alcohol.

See throw down.

Do you wanna pitch for a couple of cases?

by blair April 11, 2004

Pitchforking

A finger in the ass, pussy and urethra.

You won't believe this, but she's into pitchforking!

by newword1666 November 21, 2011

Pitchfork

Pitchfork is an abbreviation for pitchforkmedia.com, which is an online magazine devoted mostly to coverage of independent music. The website, updated daily, centers upon 5 reviews of new albums, 4 to 6 newsposts, and 2 to 4 reviews of singles. While Pitchfork is known for its brutal honesty, it cannot properly be said that it isn't biased in a huge way. However, it is definite that Pitchfork is something that can be trusted for people with a taste for indie music.

I'm tripping shrooms, perhaps now would be a good time to go read Pitchfork for the first time.

by Matt Banks November 25, 2003

Pitch slap

v. 1. The act of slapping someone with the momentum of your leg. Similar to pitching a baseball

Pimp: My bottom bitch is actin up again, and my bitchslaps just don't do it anymore.

Dealer: You should do pitch slaps instead, They get the job done.

by lonelybillionaire July 12, 2010

Pritcharditis

The swelling of the part of your brain that makes you do stupid, loud, and/or destructive things. Usually as a result of residing in Pritchard Hall, the largest all-male dorm west of the Mississippi.

Goddammit, I just broke (insert expensive possesion here)!.. my pritcharditis is acting up again.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh, mutha fucka!" 'What the Hell was that?' 'Probably just pritcharditis...'

Man, someone cut the brand-new big screen tv! effin' Pritcharditis...

by Buttamilk July 16, 2008