Prison Pastry

Similar to a cream pie where a male ejaculates in a female's vagina, it's when a (typically larger) prison inmate rails his prison bitch in the ass and reproduces this "cream pie".

Bubba : come here pretty boy I hope you're hungry

Timmy : please no! I don't want another prison pastry!

by Johnnybertone May 8, 2014

Prison Glass

Meth cooked in a prison cell toilet.

The only way to finish all his work documentation by 5 o'clock was to smoke some of his prison glass and hope for the best.

by FrickinMighty March 5, 2021

prison murse

1: (n): the vagina of a prison inmate who has had a sex change and is now female, and is using her vagina to smuggle contraband.

2: (n): an extremely stretched out prison pocket

Cris just got a sex change? Omg, that's amazing, she's got a prison murse now... We are going to have so many drugs coming into this joint!

by Austin Pealy February 16, 2020

prison divorce

Prison divorce is a divorce that occurs while one of the married people is in prison.

Prison divorce-Girl, how's your husband? You know we're divorced! The minute he starting doing his time, I filed!

by Cinnamon Street July 17, 2018

roblox prisoners

a group of mentally ill bestfriends who use roblox to cope

-joseph’s only fans
-cullens property
-shelbyville resident

-baylor’s reject

“you don’t know real fear until you have been bullied by the roblox prisoners”

by tacokittydonut1521 February 19, 2021

prison reid

Prison Reid is spencer reid in season 12 of criminal minds he will make you forget about any other guy. He’s the love of my life.

Girl 1 : OMG I found this prison reid live wallpaper

Girl 2: Don’t be shy. Send it my way

by mrsspencerreid_1 July 23, 2020

Dick prisoner

When you are not in a relationship with a girl and you only casually make out once in a while (3 times in 6 months) and she has made you believe that she wants to have a relationship with you. You end up being a prisoner to this casual make out because she is going to become angry at you and not talk to you if you try to hook up with another girl in a very toxic way.

Kas***: man Tz*** made me think we would be in a relationship but now we only rarely make out but if I hook up with someone else she will not talk to me ever again.
Mar***: that’s toxic, bro you are definitely a dick prisoner

by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 26, 2022