prison brew

Strong ass coffee to get people up and moving. No frills or crazy flavors.

Is this regular coffee or prison brew? Because we are going to need some prison strength coffee to get through this day.

by savicini December 22, 2016

Prison Glass

Meth cooked in a prison cell toilet.

The only way to finish all his work documentation by 5 o'clock was to smoke some of his prison glass and hope for the best.

by FrickinMighty March 5, 2021

Prison hands

When one must wear gloves all day at work. They become prison hands.

"Just a moment sir i need to put my prison hands on before i can ring your items up."

by Unicornbubblez July 23, 2020

Prison Pastry

Similar to a cream pie where a male ejaculates in a female's vagina, it's when a (typically larger) prison inmate rails his prison bitch in the ass and reproduces this "cream pie".

Bubba : come here pretty boy I hope you're hungry

Timmy : please no! I don't want another prison pastry!

by Johnnybertone May 8, 2014

Prison Pringles

Slang used in jails/prisons to describe genital warts.

Prisoner: That last bitch I fucked gave me prison pringles.

by dumpstergod556 November 8, 2019

prison oven

not to be confused with the tiny ovens that they use in Japan.
A hot sweaty inmates asshole that would simulate a hot regular oven that you would bake things in but instead you're incubating week old semen or other objects that would be inserted in said inmates colon.

"Let's meet up later in the cell block bakery so I can stick this meaty loaf in your already preheated prison oven."
"Hey did you make that zucchinni bread in your prison oven?" "No, this fresh hot loaf of bread did not come out of some dudes asshole."

by LIAH KASRA December 3, 2013

Boob Prison

The state of society making women wear bras to hide their nipples in public places like schools, theaters, restaurants, churches, etc. Boob prison is a form of discrimination towards women according to feminists.

Sexy Girl: I don’t believe in boob prison. Fuck bras!

by AntiCircumcisionMan August 14, 2020