When a prisoner keysters an extra piece of bread from the chow hall, and eats it in his cell later that night.
Prisoner 1: Gimme yo prison biscuit bitch!!
Prisoner 2: But if I give it to you now, i'll have to give it to you everyday and I won't get my vitamins.
Prisoner 2: But if I give it to you now, i'll have to give it to you everyday and I won't get my vitamins.
by keyster king November 20, 2015
Get the prison biscuitmug. Similar to a cream pie where a male ejaculates in a female's vagina, it's when a (typically larger) prison inmate rails his prison bitch in the ass and reproduces this "cream pie".
Bubba : come here pretty boy I hope you're hungry
Timmy : please no! I don't want another prison pastry!
Timmy : please no! I don't want another prison pastry!
by Johnnybertone May 8, 2014
Get the Prison Pastrymug. When you are not in a relationship with a girl and you only casually make out once in a while (3 times in 6 months) and she has made you believe that she wants to have a relationship with you. You end up being a prisoner to this casual make out because she is going to become angry at you and not talk to you if you try to hook up with another girl in a very toxic way.
Kas***: man Tz*** made me think we would be in a relationship but now we only rarely make out but if I hook up with someone else she will not talk to me ever again.
Mar***: that’s toxic, bro you are definitely a dick prisoner
Mar***: that’s toxic, bro you are definitely a dick prisoner
by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 26, 2022
Get the Dick prisonermug. The act of putting a bar of soap in a condom to get i slinging force and launching it across the mess hall killing another inmate.
LilNuz yells - Get down he has a prison missile!
*LilSwag launches the Prison missile.*
*LilNuz - Struck in the head and dies. *
*LilSwag launches the Prison missile.*
*LilNuz - Struck in the head and dies. *
by Wutang Raised Me June 3, 2013
Get the Prison Missilemug. The state of society making women wear bras to hide their nipples in public places like schools, theaters, restaurants, churches, etc. Boob prison is a form of discrimination towards women according to feminists.
by AntiCircumcisionMan August 14, 2020
Get the Boob Prisonmug. The only way to finish all his work documentation by 5 o'clock was to smoke some of his prison glass and hope for the best.
by FrickinMighty March 5, 2021
Get the Prison Glassmug. Prison Reid is spencer reid in season 12 of criminal minds he will make you forget about any other guy. He’s the love of my life.
by mrsspencerreid_1 July 23, 2020
Get the prison reidmug.