Premature Key Retraction

The act of inserting your key in the lock of a door, but before you've had the opportunity to successfully turn it, somebody opens the door from the inside forcing the key to "pull out".

Jim: "I hate it when somebody opens the door just as I am unlocking it."

Iain: "Premature key retraction, dude."

by Jaxxehv2.0 July 30, 2011

Premature evacuation

When you think about going to the toilet and you shit your pants

Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation

by bennycnz June 22, 2010

Premature Ejection

The act of attempting to open a car door before the doors have been unlocked.

"Wait for me to open the doors, you've caused a premature ejection"

by xraybravo January 28, 2009

Premature iraqulation

The inability to remain at a task because of fear of failing, even though you are currently succeeding.

The football team was 42 points up, with 2 minutes remaining in the fourth quarter, when their head coach forfeited the game.

He suffers from premature Iraqulation.

by Tim Hirota December 27, 2011

Premature pinch

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..
(see: sideways schmere)

you get it...abcedefghijklmnop

by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005

premature evacuation

When you exit the elevator on the wrong floor because you weren't paying attention.

(While others watch, you get off the elevator and then come back in.)

You say: "Sorry, I suffer from premature evacuation."

by Barry Rinehart March 13, 2008

premature ejaculation

when you cum in a (hopefully) pussy before you wish you could thus destroying 70-90% of the pleasure. usualy caused by being overly horny and getting too excited.

jeff:how was last night with cindaayy?
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!

by odood19 January 9, 2010